👏Tuesday's Thanks👏
2016 2017
2016
6/21/16
Thank you legs because you always stand up for me.
6/28/16
Thank you sky because you're always something I can look up to.
7/5/16
Thank you air for always being there for me.
7/12/16
Thank you eyes for always looking out for me.
7/19/16
Thank you elevator for lifting me up.
7/26/16
Thank you brain for letting me think for myself.
8/2/16
Thank you stairs for giving me the necessary steps to take.
8/9/16
Thank you blood for touching my heart.
8/16/16
Thank you barricades for keeping me on the right path.
8/23/16
Thank you gravity for keeping me grounded.
8/30/16
Thank you neck muscles for keeping my chin up.
9/6/16
Thank you eyes for seeing things from my point of view.
9/13/16
Thank you red marker for never making me feel blue.
9/20/16
Thank you elbow for giving me some body to lean on.
9/27/16
Thank you GPS for pointing me in the right direction.
10/4/16
Thank you car for regularly moving my heart.
10/11/16
Thank you sticky bullet belt for sticking a round.
10/18/16
Thank you colonoscope for touching me deeply.
10/25/16
Thank you nerves for understanding my feelings.
11/1/16
Thank you beef for never chickening out on me.
11/8/16
Thank you ground for being there to catch me when I fall.
11/15/16
Thank you drive thrus for always listening to me, except between the hours of 11 PM-6AM. Hours may vary. Consult your local fast food door for details.
11/22/16
Thank you heptagon for not being a square.
11/24/16 Thanksgiving Bonus
Thank you shoes for walking out on me.
11/29/16
Thank you wrist ligaments for holding my hand.
12/6/16
Thank you wind for helping me keep a cool head.
12/13/16
Thank you coat for warming my heart.
12/20/16
Thank you Christmas for keeping my mind on the present.
12/27/16
Thank you toast for keeping my feet toasty when I wear you as shoes.
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2017
1/3/17
Thank you mirror for always seeing eye to eye with me.
1/10/17
Thank comforter for not being hard on me.
1/17/17
Thank you Tri-Leg Dutch Oven for standing up for other oven minorities.
1/24/17
Thank you Irish tailor for cutting me slack.
1/31/17
Thank you non-archeologists for not digging up the past.
2/7/17
Thank you wrist splint for always being straight with me.
2/14/17
Thank you loud snoring for giving me an alibi every night.
2/21/17
Thank you red light for never letting me go.
2/28/17
Thank you darkness for never outshining me.
3/7/17
Thank you cheese for not cutting yourself.
3/14/17
Thank you sweets for never ruining my appetite.. for more sweets.
3/21/17
Thank you spine for helping me stand up for myself.
3/28/17
Thank you jellyfish for never breathing down my neck.
4/4/17
Thank you shirt for having my back.
4/11/17
Thank you keys for getting my motor runnin'.
4/18/17
Thank you nigh quill for being close to me.
4/25/17
Thank you preserves for being my jam.
5/2/17
Thank you sun for brightening up my day.
5/9/17
Thank you nodding for never telling me no.
5/16/17
Thank you dinosaurs for making sure all your Pangean Idol audition tapes were destroyed along with you.
5/23/17
Thank you stomach for not turning on me.
5/30/17
Thank you broom for never sweeping me under the rug.
6/6/17
Thank you windshield for protecting me from windswords.
6/13/17
Thank you corn dogs for not having corny jokes on your packaging, less competition for me.
6/20/17
Thank you balls for always being round.
6/27/17
Thank you bears for keeping your hands to yourself.
7/4/17
Thank you vegans for never having a beef with me. More beef for me!
7/11/17
Thank you tree for never throwing shade at me.
7/18/17
Thank you automatic transmission for being easy going.
7/25/17
Thank you evolution for not making a monkey out of me.
8/1/17
Thank you margin for teaching me to respect boundaries.
8/8/17
Thank you octagon for knowing eight is enough, sorry nonagon.
8/15/17
Thank you font for being just my type.
8/22/17
Thank you pistachio for coming out of your shell.
8/29/17
Thank you clock envelopes for takin a lickin & keepin on tickin.
9/5/17
Thank you pet duck for turning around and ducking whenever I say, "Hey duck!" or "Hey, duck!"
9/12/17
Thank you waterfall for never giving up.
9/19/17
Thank you oxygen for always being there when I need you.
9/26/17
Thank you discarded roadside toilet for not taking any crap from anyone.
10/3/17
Thank you letter L for never being an accomplice in my misspellings of sauce.
10/10/17
Thank you boiling water for being bubbly around my dinner guests.
10/17/17
Thank you bean bag chair for never spilling the beans.
10/24/17
Thank you abstract paintings for not using colorful language.
10/31/17
Thank you candy for treating me right.
11/7/17
Thank you honey for making LifeŽ sweeter.
11/14/17
Thank you bidet for not blowing smoke up my tuchus.
11/21/17
Thank you automatic door for opening yourself up to me.
11/28/17
Thank you spoon for getting me the inside scoop.
12/5/17
Thank you eyes for seeing the glass is half full.
12/12/17
Thank you aeroplane for getting high with me.
12/19/17
Thank you dancing Santa next to the bird bath for not dancing around the obvious.
12/26/17
Thank you billboard for showing me the big picture.
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