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Computer Chat - July 10, 2009
Emperor MAR: computer give me directions to the farm I grew up on
Emperor MAR: computer why are you so slow, I commanded you!
spider: lol
Emperor MAR: is this how computers work?
spider: pay a new micro processor for ur dumb slow computer
Emperor MAR: what are these strange messages you send me computer?
honey: matt you left hand is your type.
Emperor MAR: computer my name is not matt
Kitty: chris-- its a thrid party houses info and apps-- all you keep at home is a dummy terminal
Emperor MAR: Christ isn't my name either computer
Kitty:  chris
Emperor MAR: good at least your spell check works
Emperor MAR: but I'm not Chris computer
True:  ___death_pool___ any david names?
Emperor MAR: computer you know who you are
layer_entity: I'm hearing all these Jimi Hendrix song names... "Who Knows"... Band of Gypsys
Emperor MAR: no i'm not david computer
Kitty: I dont like hendrix
Emperor MAR: so what computer, why do I care what music you like, give me what I asked for
HeavensGirl: k are you a janis joplin fan?
layer_entity: I always liked him... many people don't like him
Kitty: yep
layer_entity: I like Janis Joplin
Kitty: JJ is kewl
Emperor MAR: computer are you talking to yourself?
HeavensGirl: k if I was born in the right time.... I would have gone  to woodstock
Emperor MAR: computers aren't born
spider: well go to woodstock
Emperor MAR: computer give me directions to my old farm not woodstock
Kitty: I was born in 64
Emperor MAR: computer if you were that old you'd be much bigger
layer_entity: loved his guitar work
Kitty: I dont listen to much anymore
spider: mar , mate you need a new brain trust me.
Emperor MAR: listen computer, i didn't command you to play music or review it. I asked for directions
Kitty: ok MAR Is annoying me
Emperor MAR: ok so now you my name computer
Emperor MAR: computer you aren't supposed to be annoyed you are a machine
Kitty: I listen to christian music not much into anything else these days
spider: machines dont work , humans dont think -Toxic
Emperor MAR: sorry computer but you won't get to heaven
Emperor MAR: well if you want to talk about music computer I suppose I can talk about it since that seems to be all you are on about
Kitty: im glad to hear you listen to them
layer_entity: My brother always played that kind of rock in the churches when he wasn't jamming in a bar with blues music
Kitty: I like them and third day
layer_entity: druid_chick, I like stuff like ColdPlay too though... "god put a smile on your face"
Emperor MAR: one of my favorite things happened computer, i found a song I like that I forgot existed. It is Sick Of Myself by Matthew Sweet but of course you knew that because I played it on you
Kitty: not ever heard them chris
layer_entity: druid_chick, I'll put them on voice chat.... oh I have their song on my myspace
spider: connectors
Kitty: thanks-- I would like to hear them
spider: capacitors
Emperor MAR: you already heard it computer
Kitty: wb
Emperor MAR: and stop listing your parts!
spider: wb mr.adhoc
layer_entity: I feel like Tonses the Driving Cat
Kitty: lol
Emperor MAR: I don't know abbrevs computer
spider: yw
Emperor MAR: don't laugh at me computer!
Kitty: Im going to sleep hard tonight
Emperor MAR: glad to see you are happy computer
Kitty: I did a 27 hour straight job
layer_entity: that gets exhausting
Emperor MAR: computer you haven't done any of my jobs today so don't act like you did a 27 hour one
hacker: oh okay Thanks
Kitty: yw
Kitty: chris-- it does and all over someone resetting my prameters
Emperor MAR: finally you comply computer, thanks
Emperor MAR: what? I thought I told you that Chris isn't my name computer
Kitty: i think so -- I dont know him to well
Kitty: left me to find it
hacker: Yeah hes a funny guy like that
Emperor MAR: what? computer I thought you were here to do my bidding not talk jibberish like some chat room or something..
Emperor MAR: OHHHhhhhh.... this is a chat room
layer_entity: I think the worst things that happened to us was when we lost maybe a week of work due to a disk crash
hacker: Thanks heavens_girl
layer_entity: cause they didn't back up our work
Emperor MAR: i am really embarrased now
Emperor MAR: ok I'm
layer_entity: lol
layer_entity: yeah
Emperor MAR: sorry people
Emperor MAR: i thought you were my computer
torsa: Hello
Emperor MAR: i didn't realize that I was in a chat room
Emperor MAR: Computer, exit chat room.
spider: mar, pay a new computer
Kitty: mar went igy
Emperor MAR: Ok computer now that we are out of that chat room you brought up give me directions to the zoo
tamac: Hello
Kitty: yes my names is anita
Emperor MAR: computer?
Emperor MAR: are you still in the chat room computer?
spider: anita ?
Emperor MAR: I told you to get out of it!
Kitty: yes anita
Emperor MAR: Computer close chat room now!
spider: nice name
Kitty: ty
spider: yw
Kitty: its spanish
spider: yup
Emperor MAR: Computer I don't know spanish I have to yell at you in english
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