
| Computer Chat - July 10, 2009 |
| Emperor MAR: computer give me directions to the farm I grew up on Emperor MAR: computer why are you so slow, I commanded you! spider: lol Emperor MAR: is this how computers work? spider: pay a new micro processor for ur dumb slow computer Emperor MAR: what are these strange messages you send me computer? honey: matt you left hand is your type. Emperor MAR: computer my name is not matt Kitty: chris-- its a thrid party houses info and apps-- all you keep at home is a dummy terminal Emperor MAR: Christ isn't my name either computer Kitty: chris Emperor MAR: good at least your spell check works Emperor MAR: but I'm not Chris computer True: ___death_pool___ any david names? Emperor MAR: computer you know who you are layer_entity: I'm hearing all these Jimi Hendrix song names... "Who Knows"... Band of Gypsys Emperor MAR: no i'm not david computer Kitty: I dont like hendrix Emperor MAR: so what computer, why do I care what music you like, give me what I asked for HeavensGirl: k are you a janis joplin fan? layer_entity: I always liked him... many people don't like him Kitty: yep layer_entity: I like Janis Joplin Kitty: JJ is kewl Emperor MAR: computer are you talking to yourself? HeavensGirl: k if I was born in the right time.... I would have gone to woodstock Emperor MAR: computers aren't born spider: well go to woodstock Emperor MAR: computer give me directions to my old farm not woodstock Kitty: I was born in 64 Emperor MAR: computer if you were that old you'd be much bigger layer_entity: loved his guitar work Kitty: I dont listen to much anymore spider: mar , mate you need a new brain trust me. Emperor MAR: listen computer, i didn't command you to play music or review it. I asked for directions Kitty: ok MAR Is annoying me Emperor MAR: ok so now you my name computer Emperor MAR: computer you aren't supposed to be annoyed you are a machine Kitty: I listen to christian music not much into anything else these days spider: machines dont work , humans dont think -Toxic Emperor MAR: sorry computer but you won't get to heaven Emperor MAR: well if you want to talk about music computer I suppose I can talk about it since that seems to be all you are on about Kitty: im glad to hear you listen to them layer_entity: My brother always played that kind of rock in the churches when he wasn't jamming in a bar with blues music Kitty: I like them and third day layer_entity: druid_chick, I like stuff like ColdPlay too though... "god put a smile on your face" Emperor MAR: one of my favorite things happened computer, i found a song I like that I forgot existed. It is Sick Of Myself by Matthew Sweet but of course you knew that because I played it on you Kitty: not ever heard them chris layer_entity: druid_chick, I'll put them on voice chat.... oh I have their song on my myspace spider: connectors Kitty: thanks-- I would like to hear them spider: capacitors Emperor MAR: you already heard it computer Kitty: wb Emperor MAR: and stop listing your parts! spider: wb mr.adhoc layer_entity: I feel like Tonses the Driving Cat Kitty: lol Emperor MAR: I don't know abbrevs computer spider: yw Emperor MAR: don't laugh at me computer! Kitty: Im going to sleep hard tonight Emperor MAR: glad to see you are happy computer Kitty: I did a 27 hour straight job layer_entity: that gets exhausting Emperor MAR: computer you haven't done any of my jobs today so don't act like you did a 27 hour one hacker: oh okay Thanks Kitty: yw Kitty: chris-- it does and all over someone resetting my prameters Emperor MAR: finally you comply computer, thanks Emperor MAR: what? I thought I told you that Chris isn't my name computer Kitty: i think so -- I dont know him to well Kitty: left me to find it hacker: Yeah hes a funny guy like that Emperor MAR: what? computer I thought you were here to do my bidding not talk jibberish like some chat room or something.. Emperor MAR: OHHHhhhhh.... this is a chat room layer_entity: I think the worst things that happened to us was when we lost maybe a week of work due to a disk crash hacker: Thanks heavens_girl layer_entity: cause they didn't back up our work Emperor MAR: i am really embarrased now Emperor MAR: ok I'm layer_entity: lol layer_entity: yeah Emperor MAR: sorry people Emperor MAR: i thought you were my computer torsa: Hello Emperor MAR: i didn't realize that I was in a chat room Emperor MAR: Computer, exit chat room. spider: mar, pay a new computer Kitty: mar went igy Emperor MAR: Ok computer now that we are out of that chat room you brought up give me directions to the zoo tamac: Hello Kitty: yes my names is anita Emperor MAR: computer? Emperor MAR: are you still in the chat room computer? spider: anita ? Emperor MAR: I told you to get out of it! Kitty: yes anita Emperor MAR: Computer close chat room now! spider: nice name Kitty: ty spider: yw Kitty: its spanish spider: yup Emperor MAR: Computer I don't know spanish I have to yell at you in english |