Become an expert at Bookdrinkilization, like this guy.Book Drinking Lingo

Perpetually perplexed by Piemerica's plentiful pounding on & on about Drinking Books?
Don't have the slightest clue as to what they're talking about?
Well now you can!

Many Terms have been around to support the Book Drinking Lifestyle
here are some:

Drinking Booksto drink books
Example:I sure love to drink books.
Book Drinkingthe act of Drinking Books

Example:

Book Drinking has become very popular.
Book Drinkerone who commonly drinks books

Example:

That book drinker is strange.
Slurquinga term invented by Laslo PanafleX meaning to drink a book

Example:

I sure love slurquing.
Pagerto take a sip of a book

Example:

I better take a quick pager to prevent thirst.
Bookardone who drinks books unto a delusional state

Example:

Stay away from that bookard.
Bookardlyto act as if a Bookard

Example:

Stop acting bookardly idiot!
Textable Accordthe best tasting part of a book

Example:

I'm goin to drink me a book to get a taste of that sweet textable accord.

 

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The Fine Art of Drinking Books
By: Laslo PanafleX