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  (The Joe)'s Book Drinking Tip of/for the Week Archive
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2/8/01
Sure you can pour a book out its cover & into something, but don't be caught look'n like a smoe drinking a book out of a cup in public.

2/15/01
It is ok to Drink Books out of a paper back, but Milking Logs & when Milking Logs take place, use hard covers to put the Book from the Log in.

2/22/01
If it is raining at night & you go out for a stroll in the sunshine, it won't work. But cheer up you can still Drink a Book.

3/1/01
"And, something something Drink a Book. Had no Book Drinking or mouse logging. Drinking Books is the wave of the future for slack jawed yokels."
-Drinking Books speech Laslo PanafleX

3/8/01
Drinking Books may seem like fun & games. But the next time you Drink a Book, think about the people who worked so hard to Milk that Logs & you will appreciate it more.

3/22/01
If you're looking for the key to drinking Books, there isn't one. The only thing you need a key for is the sandwich to lock it.

3/29/01
To know if you are going to get a textbook assigned at the beginning of the year, see if there is a rule that says no food or drink in the classroom. If there is you will not be assigned a Book because it is considered as a Drink.

Book Drinking Mania Week 2001

4/9/01
When Book comes to Drink, Drink a Book.

If you like drinking books but don't like trimming hedges then book drinking is for you.

If you don't like Drinking books, drink a book.
If you like combing sausages Drink a book.
If you like reading books while starving a juice train drink books in a book drinking way.
Concluding Drink Books, drink books, drink books.

4/11/01
Milk a log Drink a book. You see back in my book drink, we drank books. 2ndly drink books, coastline, 14 times a day. Booker melon filled with logger dee goodness.

Book drinking top 3
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2. knird skoob
1. Actually drink books

4/12/01
The End of major Drinking Books, drinking books was like a thorn in my mouth injecting bookardly goodness.
386 years & now book drinking is once again thrown into the shadows perhaps for another date....

(The Joe)'s Final Book Drinking Tip of/for the Week:
There are 3 ways to Drink a Book
Regular, Blended, or Log Milked.
There's one way to not drink books & that is to not drink books.
Now it is time to move on & drink something sensible.

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6/9/05
Instead of killing brain cells Drinking Books increases them.. with useless fiction.

6/10/05
Book drinking cannibalism = drinking a phone book or a photo book

6/10/05
Drinking a checkbook will make you rich.

7/28/06
Books are the best tasting drunk drivers.

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By: Laslo PanafleX