Most likely Drinking Books came back (although most say was founded) in September 2000. One day (The Joe) was yakking & speaking stupidly to Dredrick Tatum toward the front of his Theater 1 Class. Somewhere in the mists of all this idiocy (The Joe) said "Why don't you Drink a Book" & memories were rekindled, thus sparking an amazing idea.
Some where along the line (The Joe) & Laslo PanafleX grew Book Drinking into greatness. (The Joe) founder of Drinking Books & Laslo PanafleX expander of Drinking Books.
Time came when their 1st speeches where to be made. (The Joe) went with a speech on his famed invention Skillet Hats & Laslo PanafleX went with what is considered the best of all their solo speeches Drinking Books. The speech was a huge expansion on Drinking Books. Laslo PanafleX's speech contained a total of about 8-14% information about Drinking Books. PanafleX was kicked off mid speech due to gross incompetence (of the audience). Later he was allowed back to do a complete version. Although both Piemericans had totally original ideas for a speech both received F's.
Outside of the speech people hated (The Joe) & Laslo PanafleX because of Book Drinking. "All we talked about was Savage Beatings & Drinking Books." said (The Joe). Book Drinking became a huge staple of Piemerican Culture especially to many wannabes. (The Joe) & Laslo PanafleX true masters of Book Drinking, Drinking Books constantly sometimes even standing at the bookshelf for 40 minutes. One opposer was Dredrick Tatum who tried to hold (The Joe) & Laslo PanafleX back from the shelf.
Book Drinking competitions became huge again (The Joe) & PanafleX had some huge matches. One of which PanafleX was losing & tipped (The Joe)'s book & got text all over his shirt. Before PanafleX mysteriously disappeared he coined a new term slurquing. (The Joe) did not support this heavily but allowed it to go on.
(The Joe), after PanafleX mysteriously disappeared, slowly closed down savage beatings & Book Drinking became #1. (The Joe) went insane with Drinking Books. In one speed competition in mathematics class against 3 others (Omaha Nebraska, Monfar, & Spiderman) (The Joe) busted his lip to win. "It was worth it to get that sweet bookardly goodness." said (The Joe). (The Joe) became a drunken Bookard claiming to one day create Book Drinking pubs, currently known as libraries. (The Joe) even went so far as to write the history of Drinking Books. |
