How long does Book Drinking take?Rules of Book Drinking

Have you ever wanted to say to (The Joe), "You can't drink a book you moron, there's no way. What do you take me for some kind of idiot?"
Well he does because it is possible to drink a book.

There are 3 rules to Drinking a Book:

1.Beat Kids (savagely)
2.You got to drink the book before it drinks you.
3.Don't drink The Bible read it.

Those are the only known rules of Book Drinking
although we could make some up to fill Space! etc.

(The Joe)You got to drink the book before it drinks you.
That's the #2 rule of book drinking.
Some Guy#2 but you never told me #1
(The Joe)That's because it's the least important.
Some GuyIf it's the least important, why is it #1
(The Joe)Well, it's the only thing we could think of at the time.

 

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