Enornal Fornitude

1. EE' use to much 'ot Root Pepper?
2. It SMellS Like OATMEAL up in dis HousE AAh YeaH! wika wika
3. It is nearly over when all that is left are dime lickers and envelope glue addicts. It is completely over when people begin to eat Crackers on TOAST!
4. They say that John Shaft is a bad mother although Jon Shaft is not a woman and has no children
5. Are you besmirchifing my ramifications with triple fried lard filled Pie?
6. Weak when we see the Exception For The Landmark.
7. They're jumping out of the windows of the little house on the prairie to get away from superman because he was biting them.
8. "People Suck." -Andy Richter
9. 438 565- You don't know what it doesn't do so how could you know what it does do?
10. I HAVE seen the Floor.
11. Hoop does not mean pick.
12. Nogg, Suz, Beeb
13. English tea + Turbo Lax = Toilet


Original Enornal Fornitude assembled August 19, 1999-December 8, 1999
Final Version Jan. 21, 2000
The original Enornal Fornitude Symbol created May 10, 1999 (electric ring added later)
#'s 2,3,4,5,7,9,10,12 written by Michael Reyes
1 by My Mortal Enemy, 6 by me inspired by something, 8 written by Andy Richter
11 written with help of President Rod Zague Hoetrain
13 written by Adam Perdue
See Clipart version of #13
Toilet Drawn by Emperor MAR the other 2 are clip art.

(C)? 1999 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

Short Names
Induction Date
1. Root Pepper
Thursday, August 19, 1999
2. The Oatmeal Phrase
Thursday, August 19, 1999
3. Crackers on Toast!
Monday, August 23, 1999
4. The John Shaft Mystery
Monday, September 13, 1999
5. Besmirchification
Friday, October 8, 1999
6. The Exception for the Landmark Friday, October 8, 1999
7. Superman on the Prairie
Tuesday, October 26, 1999 1:20 P.M. (see extended version)
8. "People Suck"
Friday, January 21, 2000 1:47:40 P.M. (Replaced Al Gore & the Robots)
9. 438 565
Tuesday, October 26, 1999 1:57:20 P.M.
10. The floor
Wednesday, November 3, 1999
11. Hoop =/= Pick
Thursday, November 4, 1999 1:55:30 P.M.
12. Funny Words
Nogg- Friday, November 5, 1999 1:10 P.M.
Suz & Beeb- Wednesday, December 8, 1999 1:00 P.M.
Joe- Tuesday, April 14, 2000 3:43 P.M. (Taken out upon internet release)
13. The Final Fornitude
Monday, November 15, 1999

Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S
Piemerican-International-Governmental-Society

English tea + Turbo Lax = Toilet

Enornal Fornitude