- Emperor MAR in a car:
I'm hyped! I'm ready! You know why? Because I'm driven.
- Should we discuss matter or matters?
- I can never outsmart anyone because they're always too stupid to figure out that I'm out smarting them.
- I'll out smug you any day
- I recently learned how to spell piano. It's P & O.
- An Illiterate Man's shirt:
If you can read this tell me what it says.
- Better a pot belly than a pot head.
- I don't have to pick my nose, I only have one.
- This is what I sound like when I'm board *knock on wood*
- I tried to punch out a walrus. Not a good idea.
- If I were fatter I could be the heavy weight champion of the world
- I must go now for the seatbelts are calling my name..
theme from old Incredible Hulk plays
All written by Emperor MAR
All from 2004 except #13 which is from around 2001
2001 & 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S