Enornal ForniTeN

  1. Emperor MAR in a car:
    I'm hyped! I'm ready! You know why? Because I'm driven.
  2. Should we discuss matter or matters?
  3. I can never outsmart anyone because they're always too stupid to figure out that I'm out smarting them.
  4. I'll out smug you any day
  5. I recently learned how to spell piano. It's P & O.
  6. An Illiterate Man's shirt:
    If you can read this tell me what it says.
  7. Better a pot belly than a pot head.
  8. nospace
  9. I don't have to pick my nose, I only have one.
  10. This is what I sound like when I'm board *knock on wood*
  11. I tried to punch out a walrus. Not a good idea.
  12. If I were fatter I could be the heavy weight champion of the world
  13. I must go now for the seatbelts are calling my name..
    theme from old Incredible Hulk plays


Assembled 10/3/04
All written by Emperor MAR
All from 2004 except #13 which is from around 2001

2001 & 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S
Piemerican-International-Governmental-Society