- Most people don't even know I'm funny because they don't get the jokes.
- Time ain't on my side but it's on my wrist.
- Halloween the one time a year where I'm mocked for not wearing a costume.
- Shorthand confuses me I'm like "How do you write with that?"
- I've never lost a person before but of course I'm not a parent.
- "I was board but then I was upgraded to metal" said the android
- I can't wait until right now.
- Emperor MAR on Halloween:
If kids come to my house
BLAM! ..candy right in their bags!
- I'm as hot as a bon fire & twice as attractive.
- A blind man's favorite catch Phrase:
You ain't seen nothin' yet!
- Nothing hurts fat people, except skipping a meal.
- People say I'm kinda good looking. The kind they don't want to look at.
All written by Emperor MAR
All from October 2004 except #2 which is from around 2001
2001 & 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S