Eleventh Fornitude

  1. Most people don't even know I'm funny because they don't get the jokes.
  2. Time ain't on my side but it's on my wrist.
  3. Halloween the one time a year where I'm mocked for not wearing a costume.
  4. Shorthand confuses me I'm like "How do you write with that?"
  5. I've never lost a person before but of course I'm not a parent.
  6. "I was board but then I was upgraded to metal" said the android
  7. I can't wait until right now.
  8. Emperor MAR on Halloween:
    If kids come to my house
    BLAM! ..candy right in their bags!
  9. I'm as hot as a bon fire & twice as attractive.
  10. A blind man's favorite catch Phrase:
    You ain't seen nothin' yet!
  11. Nothing hurts fat people, except skipping a meal.
  12. People say I'm kinda good looking. The kind they don't want to look at.

Assembled 10/31/04
All written by Emperor MAR
All from October 2004 except #2 which is from around 2001

2001 & 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally

Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S
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