- The modern day past.
- I say the times they are a changing. All I have to do is look at the clock.
take pride in being the number one biggest waste of potential there is
because if i used that potential I wouldn't be #1 anymore.
- Emperor MAR on Jeopardy:
"What is the answer?"
- I'm too big to get caught.
- My mind fell out of my head once & asked "Can I stay out here?" & I said "Never mind!" & put it back in.
- I like to fill in awkward silences. Still awkward but no silence.
- A. I never tell anyone anything?B. Any questions? Except this one.
C. Can you answer this question?
- The mayor of Hamburg.. Err I hate him!
- "I was born at lunch time. Coincidence?" -Emperor MAR
became a tree hugger not because I am an environmentalist but because I
am so lonely & they are the only ones who'll hug me.
- I'm not at a loss for words. I'm at a loss for sentences.
- Emperor MAR on Valentine's Day:
The only sweet heart I've had during this time of year came from a bag of candy.
- I want to talk to myself but I'm not interesting enough to listen.
- "I'm as tired as a lizard in a film about Scotland" -Spunksy McGee the Rudiferd Planksman
- People think I am prideful but I am actually so humble that I never show how humble I am.
- I am Beauty & the Beast all in one.
- A. Is having an old newspaper a contradiction?
B. Can anyone really go out of their way for anything?
- I got the hook up because this phone is off the hook.
- People say I'm a controversial comedian. Not because I say raucous or outrageous things but because I never say anything funny.
Assembled 1/17/05, 2/9/05
All written by Emperor MAR
Except #10 which has been used for years.
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S