Enornal ForniTwelve

  1. The modern day past.
  2. I say the times they are a changing. All I have to do is look at the clock.
  3. I take pride in being the number one biggest waste of potential there is because if i used that potential I wouldn't be #1 anymore.
  4. Emperor MAR on Jeopardy:
    "What is the answer?"
  5. I'm too big to get caught.
  6. My mind fell out of my head once & asked "Can I stay out here?" & I said "Never mind!" & put it back in.
  7. I like to fill in awkward silences. Still awkward but no silence.
  8. A. I never tell anyone anything?
  9. B. Any questions? Except this one.
    C. Can you answer this question?
  10. The mayor of Hamburg.. Err I hate him!
  11. "I was born at lunch time. Coincidence?" -Emperor MAR
  12. I became a tree hugger not because I am an environmentalist but because I am so lonely & they are the only ones who'll hug me.
  13. I'm not at a loss for words. I'm at a loss for sentences.
  14. Emperor MAR on Valentine's Day:
    The only sweet heart I've had during this time of year came from a bag of candy.
  15. I want to talk to myself but I'm not interesting enough to listen.
  16. "I'm as tired as a lizard in a film about Scotland" -Spunksy McGee the Rudiferd Planksman
  17. People think I am prideful but I am actually so humble that I never show how humble I am.
  18. I am Beauty & the Beast all in one.
  19. A. Is having an old newspaper a contradiction?
    B. Can anyone really go out of their way for anything?
  20. I got the hook up because this phone is off the hook.
  21. People say I'm a controversial comedian. Not because I say raucous or outrageous things but because I never say anything funny.

Assembled 1/17/05, 2/9/05
All written by Emperor MAR

2004-2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
Except #10 which has been used for years.

Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S