- Personality is not reality.
- Who's me?
- When people say I'm over weight they say I'm nation wide.
- I'll show you silly....
oh sorry that isn't tangible I guess I can't
- I'm glad I was raised when I was a kid because I'd be hard to lift up now
should carry a phone around with me all the time. That way when I'm
talking to myself people won't think I'm crazy they'll just think I'm
talking on the phone.
- I can do a ventriloquist act without the ventriloquist because I am a dummy.
- Why does it always have to be Unleaded? I want bullet proof gasoline!
- Emperor MAR in the Summer: "It's almost as hot as I am in here! You know because I'm 98.6."
- If you are what you eat then I'm a lot of things, but mostly food.
- The man is a secret. He never whispers loud enough for anyone to know he exists.
- If someone put a heavy hat on my head I'd be ready for take off.
- ply a flain
- I want to spend the rest of my life with you but not the active part.
- I try to tell my ears to stop going deaf but they never listen. -Lori
- People sometimes say to (The Joe) "You done lost your mind"
Then (The Joe) says "That's not true. I found my mind but my mind is CRAZY!"
- The entire world is my stage except for that one city in Michigan which is under water. I think it is called Lake, Michigan.
Assembled & Organized August 10-12, 2005.
All written by Emperor MAR except #15 by Lori & # 16 by (The Joe)
All from 2005 except #16 which is from years past
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S