Enornal Fifteenitude
  1. Personality is not reality.
  2. Who's me?
  3. When people say I'm over weight they say I'm nation wide.
  4. I'll show you silly....
    oh sorry that isn't tangible I guess I can't
  5. I'm glad I was raised when I was a kid because I'd be hard to lift up now
  6. I should carry a phone around with me all the time. That way when I'm talking to myself people won't think I'm crazy they'll just think I'm talking on the phone.
  7. I can do a ventriloquist act without the ventriloquist because I am a dummy.
  8. Why does it always have to be Unleaded? I want bullet proof gasoline!
  9. Emperor MAR in the Summer:   "It's almost as hot as I am in here! You know because I'm 98.6."
  10. If you are what you eat then I'm a lot of things, but mostly food.
  11. The man is a secret. He never whispers loud enough for anyone to know he exists.
  12. If someone put a heavy hat on my head I'd be ready for take off.
  13. ply a flain
  14. I want to spend the rest of my life with you but not the active part.
  15. I try to tell my ears to stop going deaf but they never listen. -Lori
  16. People sometimes say to (The Joe) "You done lost your mind"
    Then (The Joe) says "That's not true. I found my mind but my mind is CRAZY!"
  17. The entire world is my stage except for that one city in Michigan which is under water. I think it is called Lake, Michigan.


    Assembled & Organized August 10-12, 2005.
    All written by Emperor MAR except #15 by Lori & # 16 by (The Joe)
    All from 2005 except #16 which is from years past

    2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
    Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S
    Piemerican-International-Governmental-Society