Enornal Sixteenitude
  1. Opposites:
    All the More
    None the Less
  2. Close enough because exactly is always close enough.
  3. I'm going to come up with a new product called a Bisicle. It is like a Popsicle with two flavors.
  4. I'm better at being smart than I am at sounding smart.
  5. The ladies stick to me like magnets. Lady mosquitoes that is.
  6. Everybody likes me.. except jerks & scum.
    Perhaps if I didn't call them that they would like me too.
  7. There are a lot of things wrong with me. One thing that stands out is that I really really really need to start using a thesaurus.
  8. I haven't seen you in a long time which leads me to believe that you are now invisible.
  9. Oil to boil & plans to foil. (Plans for meals.)
  10. I miss you & soon I'll Mrs. you
  11. Lori: No one ever said life was easy.
    Emperor MAR: I did. Life was easy but it isn't anymore.
  1. Today & The Years Gone Bye
  2. I don't have any friends of my own. Yes that's right I wander all alone.
  3. Time is your friend if you don't like it.
  4. I landed. Night as far as my eyes could see. Then I realized I couldn't see at all.
  5. There is not here enough.
  1. breaking sounds & words?
  2. I'm wide awake & when I'm asleep
  3. That is why I'm a good guy because I'm like hot on the inside too, 98.6.
  4. Mallets battle pallets in an epic war. A war that reminds everyone to be careful walking on your so called floor.
  5. Isn't life funny?
    I'm not laughing because life is always going on & it would be hard if it were funny because all I'd do is laugh & laughs breed laughs & laughs breed laughs & laughs breed laughs & laughs breed laughs ...
    & people breed people & all that..

Assembled September 13, 2005. Organized September 15, 2005.
All written by Emperor MAR except 1#11 by LoriEmperor MAR
All from 2005 except 1#1 which is from years past

2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S