Enornal Seventeenitude
  1. Lori loved chicken..
    She also loved to breathe air although she never admitted it.
  2. People must think clocks are funny.. "Nine? Oh Clock you are so funny!"
  1. If a bird flies through a window what do you hear?
  2. Do you think it would hurt less if you fell asleep than if you were awake?
  3. What is the opposite of no? Ignorance
  1. My phone always says to me "I get the message"
  2. My watch thinks I'm a pervert because I'm always looking at it.
  3. My jacket is cool which is a bad thing because jackets are supposed to be warm.
  4. My heart races but it never wins and both are because I'm out of shape.
  1. I'll never forget the day I was born yet I don't remember it at all.
  2. I get orange & yellow mixed up. I get two & three mixed up three.
  3. I'm full of surprises, otherwise known as food.
  4. I walked by a sign that said "Slow 15 miles an hour" & I was like "Slow?! I can't go that fast to begin with!"
  5. I've never broken my leg before but one time a baseball bat did.
  6. I'm not rebelling it is normal to be bad.
  7. I may not be smart but I'm smart enough to act smart & act enough to smart smart.. I'm dumb.
  8. I don't run red lights I drive through them.
  9. I'm old enough to feel young again.
  1. This is as close as I can get to far away.
  2. You'll never get me copper because I ain't done nothing wrong.
  3. Out of all the things I've lost the thing that I was happiest to lose was weight.
  4. Seems like I've been learning patience for a long time...

Assembled & Organized January 5, 2006.
All written by Emperor MAR in 2005

2005 & 2006 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S