1. I'm not a movie buff because DVDs are shiny
2. When it comes to noses my finger is really
3. I only lock my keys in my car when I'm driving.
4. I'm off my rocker because I'm standing up.
5. I like my music to be reel low so I can get it
into the boat easier.
6. I only buy things like me.. cheap.
7. That guy right there drives like me.. in a car.
8. I don't mumble I just breathe creatively.
9. It was too much which is more than one much. It
was like much much.
10. Sometimes when I see myself in the mirror I wonder if I
really was bitten by that vampire.
11. Have you ever noticed when... well I guess I haven't
1. Beans always fill up my gas tank.
2. I never cry over spilt milk. I always cry under
spilt milk because that means the milk spilt on me.
3. No one ever knows I'm hungry because I always
4. These egg whites are not all they're cracked up
to be. -Empress
5. My stomach is not in mint condition because I
haven't eaten any mints lately.
6. Technically I never eat dinner I only eat
& lunch but at odd times during the day. If that is how the
1. I'm so broke I don't even have the time of day.
2. I had a baby face but it grew up.
3. I used to go to school with two girls named
the teacher would take attendance she would always skip Paiges.
4. I'm as weak as a month. Yeah like four times
5. I like to see what time it is, but time keeps
moving so it keeps me interested and I never get anything done.
6. Instead of talking non-stop I talk non-start
except in the case of which I am talking right now.
7. It was so hot today that when it started
raining I just thought the sky was sweating.
8. I've got a photographic memory & it's
on my digital camera.
9. I spent hours & hours looking. I found
it to be in the most obvious place. It was in my line of sight.
10. Kids grow up so fast these days it's amazing they don't
11. I'll get you & it'll be the last thing you do.