- Where I come from, the past, we didn't have much of these things you kids have today.
A B. C & C D. E & E F. G & G H. I & I J. K. & LMNO
P. then Q R. S & S T. U & UV causes W to X then Y Z?
- With my beard people say I look 5 years older. Without my beard people call me a baby face which means I look 20 years younger.
- I'm good or well. I prefer well because it gives me water to drink.
- This is the number sixteen. If thirteen is the lowest teen number then is sixteen actually 78?
- Guaranteed to be perfect or less!
- People never get mad at me when I cut the cheese because I always share it afterward.
- Every time I use scissors I get a paper cut.
- I'm not quite as sharp as I used to be which is good because I used to get cut a lot.
- KFC has what appears to be a plantation owner who sells fried chicken to black people. Seems like a trap to me.
- My Stomach sank because I ate too much.
- Going to two different buffets in one night would make my life complete because it would kill me.
- I'm broke because I've got no money to fix it.
- If I grew up would it grow up?
Assembled & Organized October 21, 2006
All written by Emperor MAR in 2006 unless noted.
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S