Enornal Twenty-Threed
1999
  1. Things to come have already past.
2003
  1. Pie is the greatest food of all time.! If it weren't I really would have changed the name some time ago.
  2. with all my wheel barrows I run myself to a running chalkter
  3. did markers width trail oblongificate? it is             lemon juice eggs the coolerator -Laslo PanafleX
2004
  1. "not really a quote, but                  not funny either" -Laslo PanafleX
  2. interrupts self
  3. I'm so broke & stupid that I put glue in my wallet to fix my brokeness.
  4. Now you must suffer the consequences of Piemerica which include Free Unlimited Pie!!! (for thieves)
  5. I have no love in my heart because I gave it all away
  6. On a slide koat fun occurs for rains....ing fivever
  7. I'll entertain, for now... hahahahaha.. oops! laughed before the joke
  8. Nothing happens to me except ideas.
  9. I'm from 10ic, You Say. That's Tennessee, USA.
  10. happy is a word & so is word & so & is & &
  11. Central Time Zone is the best time zone in the world! Well this hemisphere anyway, never been to the other.
  12. I bet I don't get the same (note I'm not betting really)
  13. Start from the top explaining what you are confused about then i'll confusingly clarify
  14. Shrimp waffles knew literature,,,,,,,,,,, degree.
  15. Piemerica:  The site that everyone ignored can make you more than bored.
  16. molting is a device of basement creteing   -Laslo PanafleX
  17. nah.. oops! dropped some dots
  18. I'm confused about nothing & it is a burden to not ever be confused
  19. is Steve jj? because j obviously means S
2005
  1. I don't know how to read but I do know how to write.. the wrong thing.
  2. My lifestyle is slow reverse lipo suction.
  3. Fast is slow where I come from.. Russia
  4. Wondering if you wonder enough?
  5. You don't know yet.. but you will.. after something happens.
  6. So you like to be alive & all that? because if not...
  7. I played magnet darts once. That may have been the only time.
  8. Are you good at darts? I mean good enough that I should be worried.
  9. Jeepers, that took me an average amount of time to figure out!
  10. I'm going to be a record producer because i eat a lot of vinyl.
  11. It hurt some but it sure sounded like it hurt more.
  12. I figured if I typed wrong once why not just keep on going & make it seem intentinoal
  13. oh so you do then? <-pointless question except for the arrow
  14. I kinda feel like I want to be a hero & help you out with things but I can't wash my own cape so to speak.
  15. Tell me this or i shall have to thrash you (with kindness)
  16. of things which are. what are now?
  17. One time I tried to take a shower but then I realized that would be theft
  18. I could even add the RGD mini-disc for the ripoff price of an additional $5. Rip-off as in so cheap it is like theft!
  19. I don't lik3 it wh2n p712 tal3 li33 this. especially out loud, "lik three it wh two n p seven tweleve tal three li three three this."
  20. break what? the... tries to think of something funny .. fails uh break what?
  21. You've gotten better because you couldn't have gotten any worse.
  22. greetings pilgrim watcher. start like ulled. you are the wagon in the assembly.
  23. He said "(insert my forgotten memories here)"
  24. Well you have to wait until October if you don't come see it yourself. Unless i feel like having enough money & knowing where you live to go see you.
  25. No, I want to die in the gutter above the house.
  26. Are you tired? (I can't tell these things even in real life) I'm like "hey sleepy let's go dancing"
  27. Sorry we're not good at apologizing. -Emperor MAR and Joenan
2007
  1. Look at all these people standing up. I guess I’m not the cheese after all.
  2. I’ve got a headache the size of part of my head.
  3. I remember Living Magazine had a spin off called Dying Magazine. It had a lot of subscriptions but no one ended up paying their first bill.
  4. There’s nothing worse than a rude salesman well except murder and terrible things like that.
  5. The reason I eat so much on my birthday is because I want to actually feel a year older when I’m done eating.
  6. Looks in wallet Oh no, I’m so broke I don’t even have that fly anymore. Well at least I still have this lint.
  7. I saw a sign that said 30 Miles Per Hour, I thought to myself “I won’t be driving that long.” So I drove away as fast as I could.
2008
  1. On a completely related topic..
  2. When I yawn it is contagious because I always yawn again.
  3. What is one good…? (choose all that apply)
  4. Wow it’s like you don’t know me at all but made a lucky guess.
  5. You mean not everything is true?
  6. The sun is so bright I’d hate to see the father.
  7. Well I don’t mean to brag.. because I’m terrible!
  8. I have a big sore, it is so big it is like a dino-sore.
  9. I don’t know no know.
  10. I can spoil any movie from the past 20 years. Ready? They all end with credits.
  11. You’re good too but you’re just not bad enough to get rewarded for being good.
  12. I keep forgetting about it everytime I think about it which is impossible.
  13. I’d stake my reputation, as a guy no one knows, on it.
  14. Before I met you I was just crazy but now I have something to be crazy about.
  15. I am in the water, the well, it floods me like lightning floods the sky.
  16. How do you know this is weird? Maybe this is normal and regular things are weird.

Assembled & Organized October 16, 2007 & February 22, 2008
All written by Emperor MAR unless noted

1999, 2003-2005, 2007-2008 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
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