- Things to come have already past.
- Pie is the greatest food of all time.! If it weren't
I really would have changed the name some time ago.
- with all my wheel barrows I run myself to a running
markers width trail oblongificate? it
lemon juice eggs the coolerator -Laslo
really a quote,
not funny either" -Laslo
- I'm so broke & stupid that I put glue in my
wallet to fix my brokeness.
- Now you must suffer the consequences of Piemerica
which include Free Unlimited Pie!!! (for thieves)
- I have no love in my heart because I gave it all away
- On a slide koat fun occurs for rains....ing fivever
- I'll entertain, for now... hahahahaha.. oops! laughed
before the joke
- Nothing happens to me except ideas.
- I'm from 10ic, You Say. That's Tennessee, USA.
- happy is a word & so is word & so
& is & &
- Central Time Zone is the best time zone in the world!
Well this hemisphere anyway, never been to the other.
- I bet I don't get the same (note I'm not betting
- Start from the top explaining what you are confused
about then i'll confusingly clarify
- Shrimp waffles knew literature,,,,,,,,,,, degree.
- Piemerica: The site that everyone ignored
can make you more than bored.
- molting is a device of basement
- nah.. oops! dropped some dots
- I'm confused about nothing & it is a burden
to not ever be confused
- is Steve jj? because j obviously means S
- I don't know how to read but I do know how to write..
the wrong thing.
- My lifestyle is slow reverse lipo suction.
- Fast is slow where I come from.. Russia
- Wondering if you wonder enough?
- You don't know yet.. but you will.. after something
- So you like to be alive & all that? because
- I played magnet darts once. That may have
been the only
- Are you good at darts? I mean good enough that I
should be worried.
- Jeepers, that took me an average amount of time to
- I'm going to be a record producer because i eat a lot
- It hurt some but it sure sounded like it hurt more.
- I figured if I typed wrong once why not just keep on
going & make it seem intentinoal
- oh so you do then? <-pointless question except
for the arrow
- I kinda feel like I want to be a hero
& help you out with things but I can't wash my own cape so to
- Tell me this or i shall have to thrash you (with
- of things which are. what are now?
- One time I tried to take a shower but then I realized
that would be theft
- I could even add the RGD mini-disc for the ripoff
price of an additional $5. Rip-off as in so cheap it is like theft!
don't lik3 it wh2n p712 tal3 li33 this. especially out loud, "lik three
it wh two n p seven tweleve tal three li three three this."
- break what? the... tries to think of something funny
uh break what?
- You've gotten better because you couldn't have gotten
- greetings pilgrim watcher. start like ulled. you are
the wagon in the assembly.
- He said "(insert my forgotten memories here)"
you have to wait until October if you don't come see it yourself.
Unless i feel like having enough money & knowing where you live
go see you.
- No, I want to die in the gutter above the house.
- Are you tired? (I can't tell these things even in
real life) I'm like "hey sleepy let's go dancing"
- Sorry we're not good at apologizing. -Emperor MAR and
- Look at all these people standing up. I guess I’m not
the cheese after all.
- I’ve got a headache the size of part of my head.
remember Living Magazine had a spin off called Dying Magazine. It had a
lot of subscriptions but no one ended up paying their first bill.
- There’s nothing worse than a rude salesman well
except murder and terrible things like that.
- The reason I eat so much on my birthday is because I
want to actually feel a year older when I’m done eating.
in wallet Oh no, I’m so broke I don’t even have that fly
anymore. Well at least I still have this lint.
saw a sign that said 30 Miles Per Hour, I thought to myself “I won’t be
driving that long.” So I drove away as fast as I could.
- On a completely related topic..
- When I yawn it is contagious because I always yawn
- What is one
good…? (choose all
- Wow it’s like you don’t know me at all but made a
- You mean not everything is true?
- The sun is so bright I’d hate to see the father.
- Well I don’t mean to brag.. because I’m terrible!
- I have a big sore, it is so big it is like a
- I don’t know no know.
- I can spoil any movie from the past 20 years. Ready?
They all end with credits.
- You’re good too but you’re just not bad enough to get
rewarded for being good.
- I keep forgetting about it everytime I think about it
which is impossible.
- I’d stake my reputation, as a guy no one knows, on it.
- Before I met you I was just crazy but now I have
something to be crazy about.
- I am in the water, the well, it floods me like
lightning floods the sky.
- How do you know this is weird? Maybe this is normal
and regular things are weird.
Assembled & Organized October 16, 2007 &
February 22, 2008
All written by Emperor
MAR unless noted
1999, 2003-2005, 2007-2008 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S