Losing It
Heavyweight Contender
More to Learn
More to Say | - I don't have a memory problem because I never remember that I forgot something to begin with.
- I'm worse with names than the statue of liberty. I just rename everyone I meet.
- I can't remember, I want to say Larry gave us this, but that guy sucks and would never do that.
- Ugh, I hate watered down water.
- Caffeine free huh? What, that makes it cost like 15 cents less?
- Which is food?
A. Ham
B. Not Ham
C. All of the above - It's a cornucopia of flavors minus the cornucopia.
- Hey they got free tacos there, except it costs money.
- This tastes like dog food! And I should know, I've eaten a lot of dogs.
- I've gained so much weight already this year I might have to start hibernating early.
- I haven't done that since high school. And I graduated high school 25 years ago, minus the 20. See I at least learned math.
- I'm a real vocabulary buff. In fact I just finished reading the dictionary. I didn't like it, it wasn't wordy enough for me.
- What does the M stand for? B?
- You mean history took place in the past?
- I wouldn't pay that much for a car, mainly because I don't have that much.
- I'm wearing shorts, although I don't know where the second one is.
- I love team sports because one part of the crowd is always happy.
- ..At least that is what I gather after adding several words to what he said.
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