The Twenty-Fifthornaltude
  1. I have an eating disorder because I eat dessert before dinner.
  2. You're 24? Wow, you don't look a day over yesterday.
  3. Stop signs are too subjective. I don't know what they are telling me to stop doing. Stop going slow, ok. Stop pressing your break, you got it boss. Stop driving by the rules, sure.
  4. It's not much better because it's much worse.
  5. Reprise, I sent you my tales of a hollow heart, now I am renewed
  6. The fox grows like a muzzled elk horn. Water becomes a glass of torrential consciousness. Lightning forebore a lung spouting refuge.
  7. Your hair based waterfall does cover your muddling equilibrium, if I may be so bold to say so. (Which I was) 
  8. Have you achieved threeness with excavated butter?
  9. Your mother is so unfavorably large that she will die of a realistic disease.
  10. Yo momma is so dumb that she raised a child who tells "Yo momma" jokes.
  11. Clouds, now there is something you don't see everyday. You see them most days but not every day.
  12. This wind is terrible, and after I spent all that time on my hair, y'know growing it.
  13. Warning! May contain trace amounts of food.
  14. Why can't we put our faces in a frown, then turn this world upside down?
  15. Jesus lifted himself up on the cross and drew me.

Assembled & Organized January 3, 2009
All written by Emperor MAR in 2008
For #15 see 1 John 3:16 & John 12:32

2008, 2009 Piemerica
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S, Piemerican-International-Governmental-Society