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I & I 1. I use comedy as a mask to hide my unfunniness. 2. I like to think outside the box except when I'm in a box, then I like to think of how to get out of said box. 3. I am as the French say, when they speak English, a "goofball." 4. I wonder how many times I've said, "I'll never forget the time..." and have actually forgotten. 5. I never taught my dog to sit because he already knew how. 6. I heard a police siren and thought R2-D2's crazy cousin was on the loose again. 7. I had a lighter and I tried to lighten my shirt with it but the shirt just turned black. 8. Being a comedian is tough. .. When I run out of material I buy bigger clothes. .. Sorry those last two sentences weren't related. 9. We had a long talk about how to write in shorthand. Q & A Being 1: Do you ever answer yes or no questions? Being 2: Yes Being 1: That is what I thought because I considered both options. Q &.. well that's all.. 1. So how have you been.. maintaining your eyesight? I maintain mine by not sticking sharp things in my eyes. 2. What is your advice to a man who doesn't exist? 3. Have you ever heard sound? 4. What is your shallowest, brightest secret? 5. I saw a sign around Christmas that said "Seasons Greetings." How come we only greet the seasons during the winter? 6. Since ethnicity is not a competition instead of using the word "race" I prefer to say "fun run." What fun run are you? 7. I hate questions that ask me things. |
2012 Piemerica
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S,
Piemerican-International-Governmental-Society