- Some say talking to me is like pulling teeth. They're
right. It should only be done by professionals.
- I wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing for you, so you
can see the humor in the situation.
- I couldn't see a thing.. unless black is a thing.
- I'd only date you if I were an archaeologist & you were
- You're all so young. I've got antiques older than you.
- I see you have an iPod. When you've misplaced your earbuds
do you ever set it to vibrate to experience the songs?
- I saw your video. I have that same remote! The ransom is
set at 5 Gs.
- The answer in short is yes, in slightly less short is yeah,
& in medium is indeed.
- I like that you use verbs. I can understand you that way.
- I am expressing my appreciation in this sentence, this
here, the one you are reading now because you can only read now.
- I knew you'd understand.. after you indicated that you
- Y'know... If I had a fridge for every color in the alphabet
I don't know what I'd have.
- People think it is silly when I say, "Back in my day.." yet
no problem asking "How was your day?" You're the reason I think I had a
- I suggest you call The Police or maybe just Sting..
- Usually fingers don't fing but when they do ohohoh nelly,
you better have a full size cabbage in your back pocket!
- That's what they call in the window business a window.
- My daughter Melody is so smart all of her teeth are wisdom
….have a lot of extra dots. Do you want some?………
- I'm an expert in uninary. It's easy, it's just zeros.
- beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans beans
beans beans beans beans beans
Sorry, looks like I spilled the beans.
- That is truly one of the finest ideas ever put to #FFFFFF.
- I don't go to bed before sun sun sun.
- Plays, I write plays. I just wrote two plays & finished
a third one.
Here comes a fourth one.... "plays"
- My memory is so good I unscrewed my head.
- I hold the world record for most hands. I have a whopping
two. But the record is a 7 billion way tie. :'(
- I place $1,000 dollar orders all the time. I'm like "hey
you, give me a thousand dollars!"
- I don't know Spanish but since I'm half Hispanic I figure I
don't need to know it until I'm middle-aged.
- I can read almost any language. I just don't know what the
words mean or how to pronounce them properly.
- I can't afford dark chocolate so I just eat regular
chocolate with the lights off.
- I'm no expert when it comes to communication. I don't even
know what a pert is, so there's no way I coulda been one.
- I always wanted to talk to a block of ice, that's why I do
- I live by the motto: Don't make up a motto to live by
because you'll box yourself in.
- I graduated high school when I was 17 because I was smart..
enough to be born at the right time of the year.
- I know more about camels than jars of nails do but you
don't see me bragging about it more than once.
- To say next to the least.. I'm fearless because I don't
take up new fears.
- I'm some about using subtle word differences. If I were all
about it that would be peculiar.
- I’m good at keeping secrets. It's getting secrets I have
the problem doing…
- I love cracking seriousness with jokes.
- Roman wants answers from Wyatt? That's like asking me for a
good comparative analogy.
- I am older than most peaches at the grocery. At least I
- I'm so old I've got grandkids.. of my parents, otherwise
known as my kids.
- I'm older than the oldest person you know by at least 3
days. If the oldest person you know disagrees with me I will fight them!
- I'm out of .
Assembled and Organized December 15 & 30, 2015
All written by Emperor
MAR in 2015, except #17 from 2013, & #14 & #28 from 2014.
Flotsams: Enornal Thirtiford, quotes that
didn't make it into this fornitude.
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S,
of some of this fornitude & its flotsams