Foreign Fornitude


1. "My arms eyes bled when the cats bones stuck up through my knees
because of the make up running from the back of the baseball bat."
-P.O.C.

2. "Coffee strikes frost bite and explodes with deodorant (unknown to glenn)."
-Laslo PanafleX

3. "Twenty years before rocks my Desperado threw up four black boards."
-Omaha Nebraska

4. "Kilts should wear skillets with newspaper clipping eyes and a glass pencil."
-(The Pete)

5. "The pad dumped on the frace of a digging six minus the hand of a alarm insect."
-P.O.C.

6. "If you wear a mexican the spoon will melt backwards"
-Omaha Nebraska

7. "Run Run Run into the wall said the cat to the spoon. into the wall"
-The Scott

8. "When the gorilla's hand stomps for five pails of golf racks, the I will prevail to ground
hairs of mole post stew in the blue swen of foot guy building."
-P.O.C.

9. We got wot it takes to take wot you got." -Mortal Enemy

10. "Skillet Hats are great for hitting people, and other great things.
Penguins can't fly without skillets. Driving reduces intelligence.
Hit the road quick." -Laslo PanafleX

11. "I stick to what I am & what I be is what I are" -(The Joe)

12. "When the ground is wet a knife will travel to the weast in alarm
clocks hand for 6. savage beating Act 2 days." -P.O.C.

13. "I Don't want no circus scream'n down my chimney." - #7

14. "I have never seen such an anvil round up in all my life." -Monfar

15. "Maybe if the pin sounds a desk on the hopper," -P.O.C.

16. "Loaf of cauliflower." -Hat

17. "Robe hey bot go do what we are now supposed 'ot." -Sif Ab

18. "Trip to tropical wasking board yum yum." -The Tum

19. "One day I saw a Book I had read before, and it was great, so
I put it in a blender and Drunk it. I got smarter, and something something
Bill Gates, and thats how the first dog really got into space (or
so it would seem.)" -Laslo PanafleX

20. "We will strap more laceless frog all or more. Eat my glass board
on the inside number third floor." -The bricks of the building

Plagiarized exclusively by Piemerica (except P.O.C. quotes (C) 2000 & 2001 Swen of Foot Prod.) 
#11,13,14,16,17,18,&20 (C) 2000 & 2001 Piemerica-Inc.-Eternally Published by P-I-G-S
Foreign Fornitude