||Joenan: Hey Joe I Think I'm
recording something. This is really weird.
(The Joe): mocking voice really weird
||Start clearing your throat
positively. Instead of going negative
throat clear. Go for positive
||Emperor MAR: You know what a
real traffic jam is?
Emperor MAR: (There's) blood & guts!
||Emperor MAR: Hey man let's go
pick up some chicks
Joenan: Oh yeah? Really?
Emperor MAR: At the petting zoo
Joenan: disappointed aww
||I sure got me some thirst for
||Man 1: What? Insert name here is
Man 2: Because everybody has to die someday.
Man 1: Okay
||I don't smoke instead I sweat
because I'm a man not a machine although I still have gas.
escaped from the lab & now I am walking slow because they were
going to kill me anyway so I don't think they mind that I got away.
||I could have like a break room.
Not a room to take a rest but a room to break things because I'm so mad.
||Look we could cut your yard or
we could cut you. It's your choice.
||You grow it. We mow it.
||The Highest Number is One insane laugh
have the right of way take that drivers!
Driver: Oh yeah well pedestrians have to walk. Take that pedestrians!
||Pedestrian: Hey look at me
driver's I don't have to stop at the red light.
Driver: Oh yeah well you have to stop to rest.
Pedestrian: disappointed aww
I wear two watches. If I ever get under arrest I'm gonna have a whole
lotta trouble. Because then I'm gonna have handcuffs on & I won't
be able to see what time it is no more. I'll be like "Hey what time is
it? I can't see!" And they'd think I'd be too mad & they'd beat me
||The great thing about rain is
that I can urinate & nobody would even know.
||I saw a sign that said "Slow Children at Play" I was like "Man I ain't no child! .. but I am slow."|
||Emperor MAR: Is that the golf
course over there?
Joenan: Of course it is.
||Leave a leaf
||Emperor MAR: Hey guess what man.
Emperor MAR: Oh you got it! Just like I told you to.
||Man 1: Hey check out the sun
Man 2: Ok looks at sun, screams in pain
||Pulling your groin makes you
||You best step back. Step back
because I'm the baddest man in the world. I can't even be close to
myself I'm so bad.
||If you lived on the beach &
had a kitty cat & it was an outdoor cat what would you name it?
Because I would name mine Sandy Claws
||Dude with an attitude that is
||Joenan: That's Anna
Emperor MAR: I don't know who that is but I do know her name.
||It's funny last week I walked
out here because it was soaking wet because it was raining.
This week it's not raining & I'm still soaking wet because I'm sweating.
||I don't want to be afraid I want to be the fraid|
||Instead of a garage they should call it a carage
||Can you imagine ok with no k? That would be good.|
||Dad: I'm gonna take you to the
Kid: But dad we ain't got no shed.
Dad: Go build me a shed.
||You know sky I really admire you
because you're always something that I can look up to.
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S
Rereleased as a single track on Music from the AudiOcular Manifestation Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Vol. 2- The Sounds of Christmas Eve
Artwork Created 1999 & November 15, 2003