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Joenan: Hey Joe I Think I'm
recording something. This is really weird. (The Joe): mocking voice really weird Joenan: Huh? |
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Start clearing your throat
positively. Instead of going negative
throat clear. Go for positive
throat clear. |
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Emperor MAR: You know what a
real traffic jam is? Joenan: No Emperor MAR: (There's) blood & guts! |
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Emperor MAR: Hey man let's go
pick up some chicks Joenan: Oh yeah? Really? Emperor MAR: At the petting zoo Joenan: disappointed aww |
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I sure got me some thirst for
some solids. |
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Man 1: What? Insert name here is
dead! Why??? Man 2: Because everybody has to die someday. Man 1: Okay |
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I don't smoke instead I sweat
because I'm a man not a machine although I still have gas. |
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I
escaped from the lab & now I am walking slow because they were
going to kill me anyway so I don't think they mind that I got away. |
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I could have like a break room.
Not a room to take a rest but a room to break things because I'm so mad. |
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| 10 |
Look we could cut your yard or
we could cut you. It's your choice. |
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| 11 |
You grow it. We mow it. |
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| 12 |
The Highest Number is One insane laugh |
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Pedestrian: Pedestrians
have the right of way take that drivers! Driver: Oh yeah well pedestrians have to walk. Take that pedestrians! |
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Pedestrian: Hey look at me
driver's I don't have to stop at the red light. Driver: Oh yeah well you have to stop to rest. Pedestrian: disappointed aww |
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See
I wear two watches. If I ever get under arrest I'm gonna have a whole
lotta trouble. Because then I'm gonna have handcuffs on & I won't
be able to see what time it is no more. I'll be like "Hey what time is
it? I can't see!" And they'd think I'd be too mad & they'd beat me
up. |
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The great thing about rain is
that I can urinate & nobody would even know. |
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I saw a sign that said "Slow Children at Play" I was like "Man I ain't no child! .. but I am slow." | ||
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Emperor MAR: Is that the golf
course over there? Joenan: Of course it is. |
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| 19 |
Leave a leaf |
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Emperor MAR: Hey guess what man. Joenan: What Emperor MAR: Oh you got it! Just like I told you to. |
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| 21 |
Man 1: Hey check out the sun
today Man 2: Ok looks at sun, screams in pain |
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| 22 |
Pulling your groin makes you
groan |
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| 23 |
You best step back. Step back
because I'm the baddest man in the world. I can't even be close to
myself I'm so bad. |
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| 24 |
If you lived on the beach &
had a kitty cat & it was an outdoor cat what would you name it? Because I would name mine Sandy Claws |
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| 25 |
Dude with an attitude that is
rude. |
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Joenan: That's Anna Emperor MAR: I don't know who that is but I do know her name. |
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| 27 |
It's funny last week I walked
out here because it was soaking wet because it was raining. This week it's not raining & I'm still soaking wet because I'm sweating. |
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I don't want to be afraid I want to be the fraid | ||
| 29 |
Instead of a garage they should call it a carage |
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Can you imagine ok with no k? That would be good. | ||
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Dad: I'm gonna take you to the
shed. Kid: But dad we ain't got no shed. Dad: Go build me a shed. |
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You know sky I really admire you
because you're always something that I can look up to. |
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2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S
Piemerican-International-Governmental-Society
Rereleased as a single track on Music from the AudiOcular Manifestation Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Vol. 2- The Sounds of Christmas Eve
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