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| 1 | Joenan: Hey Joe I Think I'm recording something. This is really weird. (The Joe): mocking voice really weird Joenan: Huh? |
| 2 | Start clearing your throat positively. Instead of going negative throat clear. Go for positive throat clear. |
| 3 | Emperor MAR: You know what a real traffic jam is? Joenan: No Emperor MAR: (There's) blood & guts! |
| 4 | Emperor MAR: Hey man let's go pick up some chicks Joenan: Oh yeah? Really? Emperor MAR: At the petting zoo Joenan: disappointed aww |
| 5 | I sure got me some thirst for some solids. |
| 6 | Man 1: What? Insert name here is dead! Why??? Man 2: Because everybody has to die someday. Man 1: Okay |
| 7 | I don't smoke instead I sweat because I'm a man not a machine although I still have gas. |
| 8 | I escaped from the lab & now I am walking slow because they were going to kill me anyway so I don't think they mind that I got away. |
| 9 | I could have like a break room. Not a room to take a rest but a room to break things because I'm so mad. |
| 10 | Look we could cut your yard or we could cut you. It's your choice. |
| 11 | You grow it. We mow it. |
| 12 | The Highest Number is One insane laugh |
| 13 | Pedestrian: Pedestrians have the right of way take that drivers! Driver: Oh yeah well pedestrians have to walk. Take that pedestrians! |
| 14 | Pedestrian: Hey look at me driver's I don't have to stop at the red light. Driver: Oh yeah well you have to stop to rest. Pedestrian: disappointed aww |
| 15 | See I wear two watches. If I ever get under arrest I'm gonna have a whole lotta trouble. Because then I'm gonna have handcuffs on & I won't be able to see what time it is no more. I'll be like "Hey what time is it? I can't see!" And they'd think I'd be too mad & they'd beat me up. |
| 16 | The great thing about rain is that I can urinate & nobody would even know. |
| 17 | I saw a sign that said "Slow Children at Play" I was like "Man I ain't no child! .. but I am slow." |
| 18 | Emperor MAR: Is that the golf course over there? Joenan: Of course it is. |
| 19 | Leave a leaf |
| 20 | Emperor MAR: Hey guess what man. Joenan: What Emperor MAR: Oh you got it! Just like I told you to. |
| 21 | Man 1: Hey check out the sun today Man 2: Ok looks at sun, screams in pain |
| 22 | Pulling your groin makes you groan |
| 23 | You best step back. Step back because I'm the baddest man in the world. I can't even be close to myself I'm so bad. |
| 24 | If you lived on the beach & had a kitty cat & it was an outdoor cat what would you name it? Because I would name mine Sandy Claws |
| 25 | Dude with an attitude that is rude. |
| 26 | Joenan: That's Anna Emperor MAR: I don't know who that is but I do know her name. |
| 27 | It's funny last week I walked out here because it was soaking wet because it was raining. This week it's not raining & I'm still soaking wet because I'm sweating. |
| 28 | I don't want to be afraid I want to be the fraid |
| 29 | Instead of a garage they should call it a carage |
| 30 | Can you imagine ok with no k? That would be good. |
| 31 | Dad: I'm gonna take you to the shed. Kid: But dad we ain't got no shed. Dad: Go build me a shed. |
| 32 | You know sky I really admire you because you're always something that I can look up to. |
2005 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S
Piemerican-International-Governmental-Society
Rereleased as a single track on Music from the AudiOcular Manifestation Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Vol. 2- The Sounds of Christmas Eve
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