||Joenan: Hey Joe I
recording something. This is really weird.
(The Joe): mocking voice really weird
||Start clearing your
positively. Instead of going negative
throat clear. Go for positive
||Emperor MAR: You
know what a
real traffic jam is?
Emperor MAR: (There's) blood & guts!
||Emperor MAR: Hey
man let's go
pick up some chicks
Joenan: Oh yeah? Really?
Emperor MAR: At the petting zoo
Joenan: disappointed aww
||I sure got me some
||Man 1: What? Insert
name here is
Man 2: Because everybody has to die someday.
Man 1: Okay
||I don't smoke
instead I sweat
because I'm a man not a machine although I still have gas.
escaped from the lab & now I am walking slow because they were
going to kill me anyway so I don't think they mind that I got away.
||I could have like a
Not a room to take a rest but a room to break things because I'm so mad.
||Look we could cut
your yard or
we could cut you. It's your choice.
||You grow it. We mow
||The Highest Number
is One insane laugh
have the right of way take that drivers!
Driver: Oh yeah well pedestrians have to walk. Take that pedestrians!
look at me
driver's I don't have to stop at the red light.
Driver: Oh yeah well you have to stop to rest.
Pedestrian: disappointed aww
I wear two watches. If I ever get under arrest I'm gonna have a whole
lotta trouble. Because then I'm gonna have handcuffs on & I
be able to see what time it is no more. I'll be like "Hey what time is
it? I can't see!" And they'd think I'd be too mad & they'd beat
||The great thing
about rain is
that I can urinate & nobody would even know.
||I saw a sign that said "Slow Children at Play" I was like "Man I ain't no child! .. but I am slow."|
||Emperor MAR: Is
that the golf
course over there?
Joenan: Of course it is.
||Leave a leaf
||Emperor MAR: Hey
guess what man.
Emperor MAR: Oh you got it! Just like I told you to.
||Man 1: Hey check
out the sun
Man 2: Ok looks at sun, screams in pain
||Pulling your groin
||You best step back.
because I'm the baddest man in the world. I can't even be close to
myself I'm so bad.
||If you lived on the
had a kitty cat & it was an outdoor cat what would you name it?
Because I would name mine Sandy Claws
||Dude with an
attitude that is
||Joenan: That's Anna
Emperor MAR: I don't know who that is but I do know her name.
||It's funny last
week I walked
out here because it was soaking wet because it was raining.
This week it's not raining & I'm still soaking wet because I'm sweating.
||I don't want to be afraid I want to be the fraid|
||Instead of a garage they should
call it a carage
||Can you imagine ok with no k? That would be good.|
||Dad: I'm gonna take
you to the
Kid: But dad we ain't got no shed.
Dad: Go build me a shed.
||You know sky I
really admire you
because you're always something that I can look up to.
& Organized August 11-12, 2005.
All written & performed by Emperor MAR & Joenan
All audio recorded from May-August 2005 except #1 & 2 which are from January 2005
All text/quotes from 2005 except #13 which is from Oct. 2001
Rereleased as a single track on Music from the AudiOcular Manifestation Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Vol. 2- The Sounds of Christmas Eve