- Emperor MAR: Hey want to talk?
Lori: Yeah sure
Emperor MAR: Alright go ahead
- Lori: I've gotta pee.
Emperor MAR: Well what are you going to spell with it?
- Emperor MAR: What is your favorite letter?
Emperor MAR: What are your favorite letters?
Lori: U R
- Emperor MAR: I know I could be funnier!
Lori: You could be funnier?
Emperor MAR: Yeah if people would laugh more
- Joenan: Hey they got peppermints in there.
Emperor MAR: Ah I don't like peppermints.
Joenan: What you like salt mints don't you?
- Lori: I've gotta pee.
Emperor MAR: Well I've got Tea so lets put them together &
you'll have something to wipe with.
- Lori: Are you always ready to eat?
Emperor MAR: No, sometimes my mouth is closed
- Lori: You've gotta pay attention
Emperor MAR: Pay what?
- Person 1: How do you get here from here?
Person 2: Take 4 rights
- Person 1: This is good tea
Person 2: Yeah it's so legible
- Person 1: You look like a little boy
Person 2: I'm just kidding
need to talk. I haven't been completely honest with you because I am
fooling you into thinking I have something to say right now.
- Man: Does this pen work?
Pen: I sure do!
- Person 1: What are you going to do for a living?
Person 2: Eat Drink & breathe
- Person 1: Get off your high horse
Person 2: Hey my horse is way too high for me to get off of, it's the
tallest high horse in the whole wide world. I would fall to my death if
I were to get off my high horse.
- Person 1: I'll keep that in mind
Person 2: Don't keep it in there too long because you need the space!
- Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: I think it's about time I look at my watch now that you've
- [Guy watching a fight]
Wow this is like a knife fight but without the benefit of knives.
- Person 1: I've got a surprise for you
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: The Surprise is that there is no surprise
- Person 1: What did I just say?
Person 2: What did I just say?
- Person 1: Giggles
Person 2: Why are you laughing?
Person 1: Because it smells funny in here.
- (Person 1 tries twice to open a door)
Person 1: Can't you read?
Person 2: Of course I can read! I just don't know the difference
between push & pull
- Person 1: What month has "vember" in it?
Person 2: November
Person 1: Nope it says it has no vember in it
- Person 1: I bet you do.
Person 2: I bet I don't.
Person 1: Oh yeah, you wanna bet?
Person 2: We just did!
Assembled June 20 & October 21, 2006
Arranged October 28, 2006
All conversations 2005-2006 Piemerica
Written by Emperor MAR, Lori, & Joenan
Enornal Fornitude Published by: P-I-G-S