|Emperor MAR &
- Emperor MAR: answers are Miss Leading.
Laslo PanafleX: answers usually are mister leading from my second
long careers like fourteen
- Emperor MAR: does my site not put other modern,
interactive, funny, sites,, to, shame,?,,,,,,
PanafleX: it not only shames them....your site is so ubiquitous
shame distribution it is like the man, exxon valdez, only with pie and
up the good work kind sir, and sir, kind...
- Lori: well it kinda is a mysterious type of book but
it is old therefore not too scary
Emperor MAR: how did it taste?
Lori: a little bitter at first but sweet as it was going down
Emperor MAR: how can you taste it while it goes down. What is
that an after taste?
Lori: yes, something like that
- Emperor MAR: you're so sweet you make me want to
change Piemerica to Lorimerica with Pie!
Lori: wow ;)
Emperor MAR: But I won't. I still love you though.
so whats up
Emperor MAR: there are many things above me
- Real Name:
and this thing was fighting back
Emperor MAR: so it didn't start the fight then
- Bottle of
Sand: cant fight cold hard facts
Emperor MAR: i sure can but I'd get killed in the fight
- Ambie: i
just realized how im gunna die
Emperor MAR: while dying?
Ambie: hm that way too
- Emperor MAR: Finally.. Do you think OJ did it? and by
it I mean tasted great
- Emperor MAR: I suggest you call The Police or maybe
UH: ehh I have a gun. I think I can take her
Emperor MAR: why so much murder?
UH: self defense
Emperor MAR: right, will you be hiding or will you slip the gun
into her drink?
UH: hmmm probably her coffee it will dissolve faster in hot
Emperor MAR: yes that would taste good
- Emperor MAR: i'm busy
Fritter: well hello whats up? busy with what?
Emperor MAR: i just thought that would be the funniest initiating
- Emperor MAR: somehow I seem to be famous. I don't
know how a normal guy like me gets so famous. How odd.
Fritter: it's because you're very different.
Emperor MAR: oh yeah I must have been thinking of that guy that
no one remembers instead
- Fritter: you have a job or anything?
Emperor MAR: no job possibly an anything. i have a job interview
tomorrow so that is good for me & maybe them
- Fritter: it's a book worth drinking.
Emperor MAR: so it's not a paper back then.. ahahahah
- Fritter: thats rich
MAR: I hope that'll make me rich (not with disease though, I've
plenty of tha... I mean I'm not a bio-weapons guy at all)
- Fritter: youre a piece of work
Emperor MAR: yeah never the whole thing :(
- Fritter: i joined the navy.
Emperor MAR: so you could sail the ccccccc
- Ditz: wow ur like smart
Emperor MAR: all i did was learn
Ditz: well at least ya learned
- Ditz: wow ur like"she's so dumb"right now
Emperor MAR: I prefer"I'm so smart"because I get built up &
you don't get torn down everyone wins!
- Ditz: well i think u could be really sweet if u
Emperor MAR: (bad joke alert?) i know I can but I have food so I
don't have to taste me anymore..
- Ditz: long story it'd take me forever to explain
MAR: well then that is waaay too long so don't. forever!? how did
happen in the first place if it takes so long to explain?
- Emperor MAR: Is reminding the same thing as not
forgetting or is this really a one man game.
Shirt Man: I take em air-dried, not ironed.
Emperor MAR: But iron is air if you breathe it.. oh sorry wrong
planet. Fine choise fors dryings
- Shirt Man: nothing can last forever
Emperor MAR: Except forever itself it would seem.
Shirt Man: forever being an idea
Emperor MAR: a good idea
Shirt Man: I think it's a lasting idea as well
- Shirt Man: you're a brilliant fella
Emperor MAR: No I'm not that pale
- Emperor MAR: welcome back
Emperor MAR: you are welcome. good exchange eh?
- Emperor MAR: what have your doings been this summer
Holly: nuttin'much just hangin'
Emperor MAR: sounds like if you hung that long you'd be dead so
congrats for staying alive so long
- Holly: sorry, my computer froze and i had to shut it
Emperor MAR: it sure must be cold there
- Holly: things have pretty cool down here where i live
Emperor MAR: even during the summer!
- Emperor MAR: I'm shocked
Emperor MAR: because I keep trying to put my finger in the power
- Holly: ur funny
Emperor MAR: i hope so or else all those people laughing are
really mean to me
- Black Rose: i don't ever say it
Emperor MAR: Really!? i use"it"all the time
- Emperor MAR: greetings may I talk to you then
Black Rose: okay i guess sure
Emperor MAR: ok I'm done then ends
- wisper: my tongue has been getting in trouble lately
Emperor MAR: for talking or for tasting food you haven't paid for?
- wisper: sounds really good and it prolly tastes
better then it sounds
Emperor MAR: yeah because sound doesn't taste good
- Emperor MAR: funny guy is bad?
wisper: no funny guy is good weird guy is bad
Emperor MAR: but I'm both so i must just be ok
wisper: your decent.... just kidding nah your good
- wisper: GUESS WHAT!!!! I finished my computer homework
Emperor MAR: I got less than a 20th of a second to guess
wisper: sorry u can guess now
Emperor MAR: no that would be cheating
- R4: yo yo yo!
Emperor MAR: is that like the new yo yo? now it has 3 yos
- R4: Wow we should throw a
Emperor MAR: no if we throw something someone could get hurt or
something could get broken
- R4: ...you fell into my trap
Emperor MAR: funny because I still don't realize it is a trap
because it was so ill conceived aha
R4: yes, i am slick
- R4: i love orange sherbet
Emperor MAR: yeah but it does hurt the purpose of the exercise of
- R4: why does the sun shine
Emperor MAR: because you live on the wrong side of the world
- Emperor MAR: yes the ultimate plan.
ahahahahaahahahaha oh no!
R4: why the'on no! 'problem with plan?
Emperor MAR: no i just laughed so much I spilt my sanity
R4: wow does that hurt
Emperor MAR: only if you stand on a bridge
R4: well you better be sure not to do
MAR: I'll have a fire lane installed on my local bridge so if I
do I'll be escorted away by kindly police cop officers
|Emperor MAR & Non-Piemericans
|Nubby A Vegner
- Nubby A Vegner: flying hat, do you like the unicorns?
Emperor MAR: no i prefer uneaten cobs
- Emperor MAR: you own a magazine.. of hope?
Nubby A Vegner: what?
Emperor MAR: that means no, if you don't understand that means no
Nubby A Vegner: ah, sorry i missed the secret handshake
Emperor MAR: we must never touch!
Nubby A Vegner: we never will
Emperor MAR: good let's shake on it.. whoops!
- Nubby A Vegner: i'm gonna not assume ANYHTING about
Emperor MAR: i am & that is that they'll be reincarnated as
bees.. before they die!
A Vegner: so they'll be bees and musicians at the same time. what
they're not already bees? what says johnny isn't every bee on earth?
MAR: this here text says it"RADIOHEAD are not bees yet"this here
also says"jonny isn't every bee on earth"b/c if he were bees would
rock! and sometimes roll
Nubby A Vegner: yes and occasionally sting things
- Emperor MAR: choose a prize
Snow White: umm a million dollars
Emperor MAR: hmm I can't even get that much in fake monopoly money
- Emperor MAR: you must be trying to ditch me as a
Snow White: huh?
Emperor MAR: exactly. you act like you don't understand so that
you can't be accused
Snow White: hmm, ok
Emperor MAR: just as I thought, see now you agree with me so that
i won't be mad at you. how crafty
Snow White: hmm
Emperor MAR: hmm
- Emperor MAR: how are you today? still human?
Orlie: yah, basiclly
- Orlie: I love taking pics
Emperor MAR: you theif!
- Orlie: your real immature ya know?
Emperor MAR: i'm too immature to realize it
- chicksluvguys: u live in tennessee right?
Emperor MAR: Yes, but I'm not dead.. or in a cave
- chicksluvguys: r u being sarcastic or serious
Emperor MAR: sarserious
- Emperor MAR: why do you not know?
chicksluvguys: i dunno
- Tennis Check: how are you?
Emperor MAR: less than moderate
Tennis Check: i'm sorry, why is that?
Emperor MAR: slight headache+some noise, yet for some reason I
still choose to rock out
Tennis Check: rock is infectious
Emperor MAR: (did you see this coming?) so that's why I'm sick.
infectious rock made me sick
- Tennis Check: ahhhh i see
Emperor MAR: that's some relief you've got. you want me to join
4H or something? (yes I'm pitiful)
- Falling 4 Jesus: im bored cheer me up
Emperor MAR: boredom is sadness?
Falling 4 Jesus: lol i agree
Emperor MAR: you can't agree with a question
- Falling 4 Jesus: who is your fav singer
Emperor MAR: Glen Phillips or Thom Yorke that is a tough call so
I won't dial
- Falling 4 Jesus: hey can i add you
Emperor MAR: me plus what? I'm usually available to cure
boredom or create more of it
- Falling 4 Jesus: so what r u doin
Emperor MAR: looking at the computer screen
- Falling 4 Jesus: so what do you like to do for fun
Emperor MAR: anything but have fun
- Falling 4 Jesus: you talk diferent
Emperor MAR: i shawl dew
Falling 4 Jesus: oooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk
Emperor MAR: keys got stuck?
- Falling 4 Jesus: so are you in a longstanding
Emperor MAR: no, it sits.
- Falling 4 Jesus: you are really funny you know
Emperor MAR: why would you say that? BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH THAT'S
- Falling 4 Jesus: hey you got a cam
Emperor MAR: how did you know?
- Emperor MAR: are you in a longstanding realtionship?
Falling 4 Jesus: oh pretty well, no one at the moment
Emperor MAR: what does pretty well mean?
Falling 4 Jesus: i do good in them
Emperor MAR: good enough so you don't have one now (ooh in your
- Falling 4 Jesus: your welcome anytime
Emperor MAR: welcome me now! you said anytime..
Falling 4 Jesus: your welcome
Emperor MAR: do it again
Falling 4 Jesus: your welcome anytime even now
Emperor MAR: wow if only I knew what it meant... do it now!
Falling 4 Jesus: your welcome
Emperor MAR: welcome where?
- Falling 4 Jesus: how are you?
Emperor MAR: personally I'm good but that's just me
- Falling 4 Jesus: wait a minute hold the phone, hello,
aRE you holding the phone
Emperor MAR: no, but I will now.. ok I've stopped holding it
- Falling 4 Jesus: is that correct though
Emperor MAR: yes you spelled 'that' correctly
- Emperor MAR: oh well that is good as are other things
CE: Most things are good if you look hard enough.
Emperor MAR: Even bad?
CE: Depends on your beliefs
Emperor MAR: Indeed
- Emperor MAR: & if I don't deem your advice about
this the right choice?
CE: Ignore it.
Emperor MAR: ignore what?
- lonerwholifts: greetings!
Emperor MAR: calm down
- lonerwholifts: eh..?
Emperor MAR: I guess you have to know to know what I'm talking
- lonerwholifts: bench press?
Emperor MAR: I'm a Christian but I prefer for benches to press me
without movement (sit)
- lonerwholifts: i was jsut asking if u read any of him
Emperor MAR: no, I don't read palms. forgive my idiocy
- lonerwholifts: read any books?
Emperor MAR: I drink books, no read for me
Emperor MAR: Yeah Phil is cool
- Erica: so what do u look like?
Emperor MAR: A Man
Erica: lol very funny
Emperor MAR: I am a large bearded fellow with much hair. The
mirror doesn't even want to look at me :(
- Emperor MAR: what an insult! if I had my dueling
GG: I didn't mean it as an insult!
Emperor MAR: I'd slap myself, that would be some duel, just like
that Jet Li movie when he fights himself
- Fallon: so whats up??
Emperor MAR: i don't know. why does everyone ask me that? i'd be
insulted if i had a broken neck
- Emperor MAR: what are we going to talk about?
Bob: idk it's wat ever u want to, well keep it clean
Emperor MAR: How often do you wash... your car?
- Aren: tell me something abt ur hobbies
Emperor MAR: i like to hob & like the letter b
- Emperor MAR: your interest intrigues me
Unicorn: actually I'm not interested
Emperor MAR: that intrigues me
- Maego Lego: I'm the best at picking out gifts
Emperor MAR: was there a competition so you would know this to be
- Steven: ah blast. i think lori's phone just died
Emperor MAR: that will be a strange funeral..
MAR & Egg/Muzzz
- Egg/Muzzz: You will, when it is acquired
Emperor MAR: as fire or water?
Emperor MAR: so it can run away?
Egg/Muzzz: If it's flowing downhill
Emperor MAR: no stream?
Emperor MAR: a pond on a hill
Egg/Muzzz: A depressed hill But it's a happy pond
Emperor MAR: happy by comparison only
MAR: & if I can find a good pen I'll throw in an auto-graphed
photo of (The Joe)! & if you are really itching for a deal I'll add
a sample of my own blood & a hair for potential cloning of me. ok
blood & hair. I have too many clones already (because people may or
may not copy me)
Egg/Muzzz: I know I don't (Gahyuk) (Wika wika)
- Egg/Muzzz: No such thing as free lunch
Emperor MAR: yeah close enough but it could be of no charge
Egg/Muzzz: I suppose
Emperor MAR: no criminal charge at least
Egg/Muzzz: Well, I don't know about that. What if you run away
from a restaurant and they catch you?
Emperor MAR: not always
Egg/Muzzz: Maybe. MAYBE. Meibi.
- Emperor MAR: when on Wed will you arrive?
Egg/Muzzz: I'm not sure, probably around 3
Emperor MAR: Pee EM?
Egg/Muzzz: No. PIE Emm.
Emperor MAR: yes pie does taste better than pee
- Emperor MAR: i'd laugh but you are such a wuss It
isn't funny.. it's hilarious as in crazy how much you are
Egg/Muzzz: Oh, yeah? Well...you're hispanic. Yeah. I went there.
Emperor MAR: now the place for you to go is out we are done here
- Emperor MAR: i'm not in a rush but I'm in a hurry. i
fear the storm
Egg/Muzzz: A hurry is not near as good as a Rush Because Megaman
had a Rush
Emperor MAR: but... (say appropriate name here) had a hurry
Egg/Muzzz: Ah... (say appropriate name here) DID have a
MAR: that is all for now but if you ever have trouble pronouncing
Piemerica or remembering the numbers 1-10 I can help you.
Egg/Muzzz: Oh, okay! I have trouble with those things all the
MAR & Joenan
- Joenan: ::Joenan thinks to himself.......man that
(The Joe) is so lazy::
Emperor MAR: yeah lazy enough to.... not.. finish this..
sen..t...en...c...e..... wow i made it!
- Joenan: if you and i could each get the 15 then maybe
we can ride with muzz on his gas
Emperor MAR: that sounds clepto rific
Joenan: can u get 15
Emperor MAR: possibly, if I go mugging (selling mugs)
Joenan: Are you alright?
Emperor MAR: Man I got hurt..
Emperor MAR: Emotionally that you would do that.
Emperor MAR: My camera almost fell out of my pocket some.
Emperor MAR: It went out a little bit, that's no good.
- Emperor MAR: Do you fear death?
Joenan: NEVER ....do i not fear death