| Emperor MAR &
Piemericans |
| Laslo PanafleX |
- Emperor MAR: answers are Miss Leading.
Laslo PanafleX: answers usually are mister leading from my second
long careers like fourteen
- Emperor MAR: does my site not put other modern,
interactive, funny, sites,, to, shame,?,,,,,,
Laslo
PanafleX: it not only shames them....your site is so ubiquitous
with
shame distribution it is like the man, exxon valdez, only with pie and
not
petrol keep
up the good work kind sir, and sir, kind...
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| Empress Lori |
- Lori: well it kinda is a mysterious type of book but
it is old therefore not too scary
Emperor MAR: how did it taste?
Lori: a little bitter at first but sweet as it was going down
Emperor MAR: how can you taste it while it goes down. What is
that an after taste?
Lori: yes, something like that
- Emperor MAR: you're so sweet you make me want to
change Piemerica to Lorimerica with Pie!
Lori: wow ;)
Emperor MAR: But I won't. I still love you though.
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| Various |
- Manda:
so whats up
Emperor MAR: there are many things above me
- Real Name:
and this thing was fighting back
Emperor MAR: so it didn't start the fight then
- Bottle of
Sand: cant fight cold hard facts
Emperor MAR: i sure can but I'd get killed in the fight
- Ambie: i
just realized how im gunna die
Emperor MAR: while dying?
Ambie: hm that way too
- Emperor MAR: Finally.. Do you think OJ did it? and by
it I mean tasted great
Pete: yes
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| UH |
- Emperor MAR: I suggest you call The Police or maybe
just Sting..
UH: ehh I have a gun. I think I can take her
Emperor MAR: why so much murder?
UH: self defense
Emperor MAR: right, will you be hiding or will you slip the gun
into her drink?
UH: hmmm probably her coffee it will dissolve faster in hot
liquids
Emperor MAR: yes that would taste good
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Fritter
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- Emperor MAR: i'm busy
Fritter: well hello whats up? busy with what?
Emperor MAR: i just thought that would be the funniest initiating
greeting ever
- Emperor MAR: somehow I seem to be famous. I don't
know how a normal guy like me gets so famous. How odd.
Fritter: it's because you're very different.
Emperor MAR: oh yeah I must have been thinking of that guy that
no one remembers instead
- Fritter: you have a job or anything?
Emperor MAR: no job possibly an anything. i have a job interview
tomorrow so that is good for me & maybe them
- Fritter: it's a book worth drinking.
Emperor MAR: so it's not a paper back then.. ahahahah
- Fritter: thats rich
Emperor
MAR: I hope that'll make me rich (not with disease though, I've
got
plenty of tha... I mean I'm not a bio-weapons guy at all)
- Fritter: youre a piece of work
Emperor MAR: yeah never the whole thing :(
- Fritter: i joined the navy.
Emperor MAR: so you could sail the ccccccc
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| Ditz |
- Ditz: wow ur like smart
Emperor MAR: all i did was learn
Ditz: well atleast ya learned
- Ditz: wow ur like"she's so dumb"right now
Emperor MAR: I prefer"I'm so smart"because I get built up &
you don't get torn down everyone wins!
- Ditz: well i think u could be really sweet if u
wanted too
Emperor MAR: (bad joke alert?) i know I can but I have food so I
don't have to taste me anymore..
- Ditz: long story it'd take me forever to explain
Emperor
MAR: well then that is waaay too long so don't. forever!? how did
it
happen in the first place if it takes so long to explain?
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| Shirt
Man |
- Emperor MAR: Is reminding the same thing as not
forgetting or is this really a one man game.
Shirt Man: I take em air-dried, not ironed.
Emperor MAR: But iron is air if you breathe it.. oh sorry wrong
planet. Fine choise fors dryings
- Shirt Man: nothing can last forever
Emperor MAR: Except forever itself it would seem.
Shirt Man: forever being an idea
Emperor MAR: a good idea
Shirt Man: I think it's a lasting idea as well
- Shirt Man: you're a brilliant fella
Emperor MAR: No I'm not that pale
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| Holly |
- Emperor MAR: welcome back
Holly: thanx
Emperor MAR: you are welcome. good exchange eh?
- Emperor MAR: what have your doings been this summer
of... summer?
Holly: nuttin'much just hangin'
Emperor MAR: sounds like if you hung that long you'd be dead so
congrats for staying alive so long
- Holly: sorry, my computer froze and i had to shut it
down
Emperor MAR: it sure must be cold there
- Holly: things have pretty cool down here where i live
Emperor MAR: even during the summer!
- Emperor MAR: I'm shocked
Holly: why
Emperor MAR: because I keep trying to put my finger in the power
outlet
- Holly: ur funny
Emperor MAR: i hope so or else all those people laughing are
really mean to me
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| Black
Rose |
- Black Rose: i don't ever say it
Emperor MAR: Really!? i use"it"all the time
- Emperor MAR: greetings may I talk to you then
immediately stop?
Black Rose: okay i guess sure
Emperor MAR: ok I'm done thenends
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| wisper |
- wisper: my tongue has been getting in trouble lately
Emperor MAR: for talking or for tasting food you haven't paid for?
- wisper: sounds really good and it prolly tastes
better then it sounds
Emperor MAR: yeah because sound doesn't taste good
- Emperor MAR: funny guy is bad?
wisper: no funny guy is good weird guy is bad
Emperor MAR: but I'm both so i must just be ok
wisper: your decent.... just kidding nah your good
- wisper: GUESS WHAT!!!! I finished my computer homework
Emperor MAR: I got less than a 20th of a second to guess
wisper: sorry u can guess now
Emperor MAR: no that would be cheating
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| R4 |
- R4: yo yo yo!
Emperor MAR: is that like the new yo yo? now it has 3 yos
- R4: Wow we should throw a
party!
Emperor MAR: no if we throw something someone could get hurt or
something could get broken
- R4: ...you fell into my trap
Emperor MAR: funny because I still don't realize it is a trap
because it was so ill conceived aha
R4: yes, i am slick
- R4: i love orange sherbet
push ups!
Emperor MAR: yeah but it does hurt the purpose of the exercise of
push ups
- R4: why does the sun shine
at night?
Emperor MAR: because you live on the wrong side of the world
- Emperor MAR: yes the ultimate plan.
ahahahahaahahahaha oh no!
R4: why the'on no! 'problem with plan?
Emperor MAR: no i just laughed so much I spilt my sanity
R4: wow does that hurt
Emperor MAR: only if you stand on a bridge
R4: well you better be sure not to do
that then
Emperor
MAR: I'll have a fire lane installed on my local bridge so if I
do I'll be escorted away by kindly police cop officers
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| Emperor MAR & Non-Piemericans |
| Nubby A Vegner |
- Nubby A Vegner: flying hat, do you like the unicorns?
Emperor MAR: no i prefer uneaten cobs
- Emperor MAR: you own a magazine.. of hope?
Nubby A Vegner: what?
Emperor MAR: that means no, if you don't understand that means no
Nubby A Vegner: ah, sorry i missed the secret handshake
Emperor MAR: we must never touch!
Nubby A Vegner: we never will
Emperor MAR: good let's shake on it.. whoops!
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
- Nubby A Vegner: i'm gonna not assume ANYHTING about
Radiohead's future
Emperor MAR: i am & that is that they'll be reincarnated as
bees.. before they die!
Nubby
A Vegner: so they'll be bees and musicians at the same time. what
says
they're not already bees? what says johnny isn't every bee on earth?
Emperor
MAR: this here text says it"RADIOHEAD are not bees yet"this here
text
also says"jonny isn't every bee on earth"b/c if he were bees would
rock! and sometimes roll
Nubby A Vegner: yes and occasionally sting things
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| Snow
White |
- Emperor MAR: choose a prize
Snow White: umm a million dollars
Emperor MAR: hmm I can't even get that much in fake monopoly money
- Emperor MAR: you must be trying to ditch me as a
friend
Snow White: huh?
Emperor MAR: exactly. you act like you don't understand so that
you can't be accused
Snow White: hmm, ok
Emperor MAR: just as I thought, see now you agree with me so that
i won't be mad at you. how crafty
Snow White: hmm
Emperor MAR: hmm
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| Orlie |
- Emperor MAR: how are you today? still human?
Orlie: yah, basiclly
- Orlie: I love taking pics
Emperor MAR: you theif!
- Orlie: your real immature ya know?
Emperor MAR: i'm too immature to realize it
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| Chicks
Luv Guys |
- chicksluvguys: u live in tennessee right?
Emperor MAR: Yes, but I'm not dead.. or in a cave
- chicksluvguys: r u being sarcastic or serious
Emperor MAR: sarserious
- Emperor MAR: why do you not know?
chicksluvguys: i dunno
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| Tennis
Check |
- Tennis Check: how are you?
Emperor MAR: less than moderate
Tennis Check: i'm sorry, why is that?
Emperor MAR: slight headache+some noise, yet for some reason I
still choose to rock out
Tennis Check: rock is infectious
Tennis Check: (did you see this coming?) so that's why I'm sick.
infectious rock made me sick
- Tennis Check: ahhhh i see
Emperor MAR: that's some relief you've got. you want me to join
4H or something? (yes I'm pitiful)
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| Falling
4 Jesus |
- Falling 4 Jesus: im bored cheer me up
Emperor MAR: boredom is sadness?
Falling 4 Jesus: lol i agree
Emperor MAR: you can't agree with a question
- Falling 4 Jesus: who is your fav singer
Emperor MAR: Glen Phillips or Thom Yorke that is a tough call so
I won't dial
- Falling 4 Jesus: hey can i add you
Emperor MAR: me plus what? I'm usually available to cure
boredom or create more of it
- Falling 4 Jesus: so what r u doin
Emperor MAR: looking at the computer screen
- Falling 4 Jesus: so what do you like to do for fun
Emperor MAR: anything but have fun
- Falling 4 Jesus: you talk diferent
Emperor MAR: i shawl dew
Falling 4 Jesus: oooooooooookkkkkkkkkkk
Emperor MAR: keys got stuck?
- Falling 4 Jesus: so are you in a longstanding
realtionship
Emperor MAR: no, it sits.
- Falling 4 Jesus: you are really funny you know
Emperor MAR: why would you say that? BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH THAT'S
WHY!
- Falling 4 Jesus: hey you got a cam
Emperor MAR: how did you know?
- Emperor MAR: are you in a longstanding realtionship?
Falling 4 Jesus: oh pretty well, no one at the moment
Emperor MAR: what does pretty well mean?
Falling 4 Jesus: : i do good in them
Emperor MAR: good enough so you don't have one now (ooh in your
face!)
- Falling 4 Jesus: your welcome anytime
Emperor MAR: welcome me now! you said anytime..
Falling 4 Jesus: your welcome
Emperor MAR: do it again
Falling 4 Jesus: your welcome anytime even now
Emperor MAR: wow if only I knew what it meant... do it now!
Falling 4 Jesus: your welcome
Emperor MAR: welcome where?
- Falling 4 Jesus: how are you?
Emperor MAR: personally I'm good but that's just me
- Falling 4 Jesus: wait a minute hold the phone, hello,
aRE you holding the phone
Emperor MAR: no, but I will now.. ok I've stopped holding it
- Falling 4 Jesus: is that correct though
Emperor MAR: yes you spelled'that'correctly
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| CE |
- Emperor MAR: oh well that is good as are other things
CE: Most things are good if you look hard enough.
Emperor MAR: Even bad?
CE: Depends on your beliefs
Emperor MAR: Indeed
- Emperor MAR: & if I don't deem your advice about
this the right choice?
CE: Ignore it.
Emperor MAR: ignore what?
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| Loner
Who Lifts |
- lonerwholifts: greetings!
Emperor MAR: calm down
- lonerwholifts: eh..?
Emperor MAR: I guess you have to know to know what I'm talking
about
- lonerwholifts: bench press?
Emperor MAR: I'm a Christian but I prefer for benches to press me
without movement (sit)
- lonerwholifts: i was jsut asking if u read any of him
Emperor MAR: no, I don't read palms. forgive my idiocy
- lonerwholifts: read any books?
Emperor MAR: I drink books, no read for me
lonerwholifts: philosophy?
Emperor MAR: Yeah Phil is cool
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| Various |
- Erica: so what do u look like?
Emperor MAR: A Man
Erica: lol very funny
Emperor MAR: I am a large bearded fellow with much hair. The
mirror doesn't even want to look at me :(
- Emperor MAR: what an insult! if I had my dueling
glove..
GG: I didn't mean it as an insult!
Emperor MAR: I'd slap myself, that would be some duel, just like
that Jet Li movie when he fights himself
- Fallon: so whats up??
Emperor MAR: i don't know. why does everyone ask me that? i'd be
insulted if i had a broken neck
- Emperor MAR: what are we going to talk about?
Bob: idk it's wat ever u want to, well keep it clean
Emperor MAR: How often do you wash... your car?
- Aren: tell me something abt ur hobbies
Emperor MAR: i like to hob & like the letter b
- Emperor MAR: your interest intrigues me
Unicorn: actually I'm not interested
Emperor MAR: that intrigues me
- Maego Lego: I'm the best at picking out gifts
Emperor MAR: was there a competition so you would know this to be
true?
- Steven: ah blast. i think lori's phone just died
Emperor MAR: that will be a strange funeral..
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| Emperor
MAR & Egg/Muzzz |
- Egg/Muzzz: You will, when it is acquired
Emperor MAR: as fire or water?
Egg/Muzzz: Water
Emperor MAR: so it can run away?
Egg/Muzzz: If it's flowing downhill
Emperor MAR: no stream?
Egg/Muzzz: Pond
Emperor MAR: a pond on a hill
Egg/Muzzz: A depressed hill But it's a happy pond
Emperor MAR: happy by comparison only
Egg/Muzzz: Given
- Emperor
MAR: & if I can find a good pen I'll throw in an auto-graphed
mini
photo of (The Joe)! & if you are really itching for a deal I'll add
in
a sample of my own blood & a hair for potential cloning of me. ok
no
blood & hair. I have too many clones already (because people may or
may not copy me)
Egg/Muzzz: I know I don't (Gahyuk) (Wika wika)
- Egg/Muzzz: No such thing as free lunch
Emperor MAR: yeah close enough but it could be of no charge
Egg/Muzzz: I suppose
Emperor MAR: no criminal charge at least
Egg/Muzzz: Well, I don't know about that. What if you run away
from a restaurant and they catch you?
Emperor MAR: not always
Egg/Muzzz: Maybe. MAYBE. Meibi.
- Emperor MAR: when on Wed will you arrive?
Egg/Muzzz: I'm not sure, probably around 3
Emperor MAR: Pee EM?
Egg/Muzzz: No. PIE Emm.
Emperor MAR: yes pie does taste better than pee
Egg/Muzzz: Quite
- Emperor MAR: i'd laugh but you are such a wuss It
isn't funny.. it's hilarious as in crazy how much you are
Egg/Muzzz: Oh, yeah? Well...you're hispanic. Yeah. I went there.
Emperor MAR: now the place for you to go is out we are done here
sir farewell
- Emperor MAR: i'm not in a rush but I'm in a hurry. i
fear the storm
Egg/Muzzz: A hurry is not near as good as a Rush Because Megaman
had a Rush
Emperor MAR: but... (say appropriate name here) had a hurry
Egg/Muzzz: Ah... (say appropriate name here) DID have a
hurry...
- Emperor
MAR: that is all for now but if you ever have trouble pronouncing
Piemerica or remembering the numbers 1-10 I can help you.
Egg/Muzzz: Oh, okay! I have trouble with those things all the
time!
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| Emperor
MAR & Joenan |
- Joenan: ::Joenan thinks to himself.......man that
(The Joe) is so lazy::
Emperor MAR: yeah lazy enough to.... not.. finish this..
sen..t...en...c...e..... wow i made it!
- Joenan: if you and i could each get the 15 then maybe
we can ride with muzz on his gas
Emperor MAR: that sounds clepto rific
Joenan: can u get 15
Emperor MAR: possibly, if I go mugging (selling mugs)
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Joenan: Are you alright?
Emperor MAR: Man I got hurt..
Joenan: Really?
Emperor MAR: Emotionally that you would do that.
Emperor MAR: My camera almost fell out of my pocket some.
Joenan: Some?
Emperor MAR: It went out a little bit, that's no good.
- Emperor MAR: Do you fear death?
Joenan: NEVER ....do i not fear death
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