| 2/19/03 | If you could interview the President of the U.S. what would you ask him? Why? | |
| I'd be like "ey man why don't you have any sponges in your broom closet? I was trying to clean up yesterday & I had to go all the way to the sponge closet." Then the Prez would be like "I didn't cause it. I ain't in charge of no closet." Then I'd say "Oh yeah, well your secret service need to serve me up some sponges, right now!" And at the end of the day he would say "That man who came to the White House today, we tried to throw him out but he decided to stay. He wanted a book so he could drink it but I gave him the boot & his eyes did sinketh." | ||