If you could be anything
If I could have any job I want I would write idiotic things & get paid big time for it. I already write idiotic things such as this, "bore store ham leg." Getting paid big time for senseless drivel that's what I'd like. Something like this "I drive down my beanbag eating a box of chairs." Would be sold for millions. When I say sold I mean rented such as royalties. "Tripping over the hand of a lent vent new dill," what could be worth more? I do it anyway so I should(?) get paid for it.