Well one day you're born the
next day you're one day old. But 23 years later you're out on the
street eat'n a brick you found at City Hall. A while later you see a
rich man go by in a Pinto & you think to yourself I wish my life
was like that, so you get a job.
The next thing you know you're riding a blue cow in the Sahara
Desert. Just to deliver some Meow-Mix to a 4-legged war widow. You get
there & find out this woman has been dead since 'ot 4.
In life you got to give a little & take a little, But what
no one told you is that you would be scraping a bat's vocal cords just
to get 3 cents for the government. So you decide to marry a rich dame
& when you do you don't get any money. 5 years later you got 21
kids, your wife, & you living in a box. On top of all that she is
pregnant with octuplets & you want to get away so you pack the only
food you got, take a skateboard from a punk kid, & get away far
away. But your happiness blinds you & you ride that skateboard
directly off a bridge.
The next thing you know you wake up in a pile of plastic sealed
index fingers. You walkaway only to find out it's your 29th birthday.
You think to yourself "if life is this bad now what will it be like
when I get older?" Walking across the street you see all of your now 29
kids & wife. Then you run as fast as you can & jump back off
Well after 16 years you wash up in Italy to then discover aliens
have enslaved Earth & they have extremely fast growing toe nails.
Then you're forced to trim them by biting them off. You were wondering
what life would be like when you're older. You are now 45 & you
wish you would of never survived. What can you do that's life.