• The vastness of nature can reveal how small our pies are, how fleeting our hunger & how limitless our taste buds.
• The secret of  conservation:  Don't use more than you need (unless it is pie)
• The best meals leave no trace on the plate & indelible marks on your blood sugar.
• Be open to trying new pies; you never know which might be a perfect taste.
• Pie has no border. You bake it somewhere, smell it anywhere, & eat it everywhere.
• Time, trials, or triumphs:  share them with others, you'll likely share pie, so don't share!
• One can eat alone, but two have each other to complain about.
• Each passing year increases weight of those who have eaten pie the longest.
• If you speak your mind clearly, you won't have to shout that you want pie.
• Words can define tastes but only action can prove them (EAT PIE!).
• The thrill of pie eating belongs to anyone with the courage to reach beyond the 300 lb. weight mark.
• The story of your life consists of countless finished chapters & one blank page. You drank a book didn't you?
• Hate your limits. They define your next great inability to finish a large pie.
• Begin counting your fat cells, and you may discover they're numberless.
• The greatest pie is impossible to keep or increase, but gains in weight the more it is eaten.

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