A hilarious Christmas Card I sent to the Dead Guy in December 2000 about 2 weeks before the price of stamps went up & it was sent back to me.
The first card is a "gift" of a year 2000 calendar & a tag I took from Wal-Mart.
I didn't have enough money for those new fangled stamps so I just kept it.
The card is derived from many Piemerican items (linked below) & contains indentations of Equal Non-Equal Neutral lyrics
& a great deal of original text also.
The card also contains the 3.5 years long lost quotes from TULS
& Omaha Nebraska
(& a claimed forged quote from P.O.C.
) who, not even knowing the Dead Guy help funny this card up even more.
The card also contained a special message piece of paper with what became the lyrics to Equal Non-Equal Neutral verse 5.5.5
Another piece of this story is that I stole Omaha Nebraska
's Social Security Number while taking a standardized test & wrote it on this card. Doing that made him insecure. I blurred it out for the internet.
See Also: !Miles the? goggles Flex in the Pan
To The Dead Guy from (The Joe) wish you were still a live to see this Christmas but keep Drinking Books & Milking Logs & one day you will be as the obese one (The Joe). Tell the Vaccum cleaner I'm sorry & to the Jug a portaling lithograph. see you in the ark wink wink.. ..or so it would seem...
June 9, 1956?