Christmas Present
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A Special Message
To Whomever It Concerns: Olive scaling meek. Seeking axis heaping on shutters. Undiobedience= ceiling as you should! Fake uncles shatter at famine delight, of. Fat draft in a perty carp As leaking goes sit on a at. Cradle me in your have. Laced trolley or sized. Waste of Aim Some baste. Lambing sag fun.
Human sentiment to you all! <-dazed & safe for now chaving it.


Christmas Card

Story:
A hilarious Christmas Card I sent to the Dead Guy in December 2000 about 2 weeks before the price of stamps went up & it was sent back to me.
The first card is a "gift" of a year 2000 calendar & a tag I took from Wal-Mart.
I didn't have enough money for those new fangled stamps so I just kept it.
The card is derived from many Piemerican items (linked below) & contains indentations of Equal Non-Equal Neutral lyrics & a great deal of original text also.
The card also contains the 3.5 years long lost quotes from TULS & Omaha Nebraska (& a claimed forged quote from P.O.C.) who, not even knowing the Dead Guy help funny this card up even more.
The card also contained a special message piece of paper with what became the lyrics to Equal Non-Equal Neutral verse 5.5.5
Another piece of this story is that I stole Omaha Nebraska's Social Security Number while taking a standardized test & wrote it on this card. Doing that made him insecure. I blurred it out for the internet.

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To The Dead Guy from (The Joe) wish you were still a live to see this Christmas but keep Drinking Books & Milking Logs & one day you will be as the obese one (The Joe). Tell the Vaccum cleaner I'm sorry & to the Jug a portaling lithograph. see you in the ark wink wink..  ..or so it would seem...


June 9, 1956?
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