- What's the worst kind of Dentist?
The kind that is root'n & toot'n
- What do you call a drunken step-father?
A 12 step father
- Do you know what every boat needs?
A Row Bot
- Why do people not wear hats on their
Because they already have knee caps
- Do you know why dogs aren't allowed in
Because all dogs go to heaven anyway
- What is the name of the disease where a
dog has a foot stuck in its head?
- What does a person in a mine field say?
I'm standing on holy ground.
- What would be the best vehicle to get
in a wreck with?
- Why do when people refer to cars they refer to them as feminine?
Because It's usually men who love cars & they don't want to sound
- What job has the most presssure?
A Deep Sea Diver
- This dog & this duck went into a place cause someone brought
them Then the duck bit the dog & it was cool!
- If I jump out of a plane to deliver Dominoes Pizza what am I?
- This guy went into a bar.. & he got a concussion it really
isn't funny or anything to joke about.
- What is it called when a prisoner is set free and leaves the
- What is the difference between jello and jello mold?
A few weeks.
- What does an egg plant?
Nothn' it has no arms.
- Why did the wallet throw away the man?
Because he was broke.
- What do you call a cop without a mustache?
A kindergarten cop