The Official Piemerican Sports
- The Waxed floor belly skate
- Triple Fried Lard Filled Pie eating contest
- The Curly Spin (Absol. Best)
- Falling down on purpose
- Sumo Bunji Jumping from an airplane
- Chair hitting Against head competitions
- Throwing Glass Bottles Against Trees
- Grenade Baseball
- Nuclear Warhead Football
- Extreme Golf (objective to hit opponent in the groin by hitting the golf ball.)*2
- Switch blade Basketball (play basketball with Wesley Snipes & keep switching places)
- Boxcar Packing
- Atom Racing
These sports are no longer official.
1999 & 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally
|Written by Emperor MAR|
Sept. ??, 21, 25, 1999
Some sports conceived in 1998, Asterisks added in 2004
* Bottle Bashing in Bad Place (President Rod Zague Hoetrain's favorite.)
*2 This is a male only sport, just like all sports women have no place in it.
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Useless bonus crap!
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Blank use of storage in your mind. Mind you I mind about thoughts & seals & such.
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I can climb as high as you can until I get tired & passout from the over use of money when I shop.
I've got a whole back catalog of meaningless.
The proper use of our language is that when I fall you catch me & when you fall I run.. to catch you..r twinkie.
I saw Iceland on tv today & it saw me.
Wear your hat backwards it's the latest re-fad!
The moon is a crust of letters, I reside to room.
I commend you for your apparent honesty but I'll never really know.
You landed in my heart like a crisper of prone valice. Stand up to the care.
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