The Official Piemerican Sports

  1. The Waxed floor belly skate
  2. Triple Fried Lard Filled Pie eating contest
  3. The Curly Spin (Absol. Best)
  4. Falling down on purpose
  5. B.B.B.P.*
  6. solicitation
  7. Sumo Bunji Jumping from an airplane
  8. Chair hitting Against head competitions
  9. Throwing Glass Bottles Against Trees
  10. Grenade Baseball
  11. Nuclear Warhead Football
  12. Extreme Golf (objective to hit opponent in the groin by hitting the golf ball.)*2
  13. Switch blade Basketball (play basketball with Wesley Snipes & keep switching places)
  14. Boxcar Packing
  15. Atom Racing

These sports are no longer official.

1999 & 2004 Piemerica-Incorperated-Eternally


Written by Emperor MAR
Sept. ??, 21, 25, 1999
Some sports conceived in 1998, Asterisks added in 2004
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* Bottle Bashing in Bad Place (President Rod Zague Hoetrain's favorite.)

*2 This is a male only sport, just like all sports women have no place in it.

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