The Real Cheese/Fake Cheese Survey
Taken from April 12 through ???
Survey of 100 people
People who prefer Real Cheese: 59
People who prefer Fake Cheese: 9
People who never had Fake Cheese or Didn't Know: 13
People who would not cooperate: 13
Death Threats: 6
The people who liked fake cheese are not considered to be human.
Nick Tatopolis (Miltlostatic Okle)
Making Toast in a Blender Good or Bad?
Taken from April 2 & 3
Survey of 23 people
The people who picked Bad was because making toast in a blender is impossible.
The seven people who picked Good was because those people are morons.
The Official Piemerican Surveys
2000 & 2001 P-I-E
Webpage made July 22, 2004