Piemerica2009
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
New Music Releases by MARS:
New Album Equal Non-Equal Neutral
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? - Food Dood
3rd episode of our full-length sketch comedy show.

Thursday, December 17, 2009
The Making of Food Dood, Live Behind the Scenes Special

The Making of Food Dood
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Music by MARS:
Final release from 2004, Dismemories now available for download and stream
MARS 2009 Release page now has new streaming and download options

Monday, December 14, 2009
New Music Releases by MARS:
New Album Catastrosphere The Ultimate Lawn Simulator & companion compilation Tyrants of the Deep
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Emperor MAR on BlogTV
First Broadcast, Good to everyone, The Slapping, Chat about me!, The microphone is greater than the pen, Never Streamed, Save Rhyme, Rhyme 2
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Hobby Lobby and A Third Word

Links: Video Page
Monday, November 30, 2009
Photos 2009 Updated
Lyrics: Christ's Bond of Unity
My God found favor in me
He gave me love that will never leave
He gave me life from the Spirit to breathe
He gave me a wife that I will never leave

I love you
Not just yesterday but today and forever
My God holds us so no one can sever
Our love goes on forever and we owe it only to our King

I know whatever comes to us God can live through us
And make us better than we could be
And gives us light to share so others can see
He makes it look so easy because His love is amazing

I am so thankful
His love flows through me so you can be by loved me
I've done all I can do
I have surrendered and let God love you through me because I love you too
And there's nothing this world can do
Because God gave me a wife that I will never leave & that I will always love
I know that He loves me because He is loving me through you
And I know I love you because He's giving me love for you too
Love that never ends
Love that never leaves
God has found favor in us and now the two are one, the three are two and we live and love in Christ's bond of unity.

Monday, November 2, 2009
Star & Micey, Gonna Lose My Mind on Chris Vernon Show 10/15/09
Links: Watch on SwirlTube, My Star & Micey Fan Channel
Sunday, November 1, 2009
SwirlTube, New Star & Micey Fan Channel on YouTube
I've uploaded videos that were posted on Facebook by others so they can be public. I have playlists & am favoriting every Star & Micey Video on YouTube.
Visit SwirlTube
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Lyrics: Firsts
I don't know what else there is to say
I'm still enamored with all the games we play
They sure are fun
I don't know what else there is to do
But I still love doing everything with you
You still make me stunned

I'll pour my heart out every day
And you will gladly take whatever comes your way
I love your heart of course
Right now and back to our firsts
When I see you by my side
I am overjoyed by you my lovely bride

Saturday, October 24, 2009
New EP by MARS:
<a href="http://piemerican-mars.bandcamp.com/album/outstrumentals">Outstrumental No. 0 by MARS</a>
Links:  Outstrumentals Info.

Jibber Jabber 2009 Updated
Emperor MAR the Fortune Teller:
» Do you have any money on you? Let me see it. I see a US American 1974 quarter. That's not a fortune but it's a start.
» You're still poor.
» Let me read your palm. Hmm I see a Z..V..Y, looks to be some sort of acrynoym. I don't know what this stands for. You're future seems to be unclear.
» I forsee you visiting a fortune teller .. sorry my watch is a bit slow.

Links:  Jibber Jabber 2009

New Lyrics: 
Cost Mud
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Star & Micey Debut Album
Star & Micey, a band including Piemericans Ge-off Smythe & Omaha Nebraska (Geoff Smith & Josh Cosby), has their debut album out today on Ardent Music. Emperor MAR gives it 5 stars.
<a href="http://starandmicey.bandcamp.com/album/star-micey-2">Salvation Army Clothes by Star & Micey</a>
Links:  Get the album!, Star & Micey photos and videos on Piemerica.org

New Lyrics by Emperor MAR:
orabrick, Mist Aches, uhri, I'm Sh(u)ore(td), The Stem is Far to Long, Hear Say Settles,..., Don't use nonletters, Never again, *4, Blind Triangles, Shots of a vest., Any help is on the way four fifths of the time, Blank Oval, Safety. Into thin air., Pain, Dog, Light, Why question find more
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
New Lyrics:
orabrick & Mist Aches added to AllPoetry
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Music by MARS:
Previously unavailable download and stream of the ep XGXD Originally released 5 years ago today.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Humorous Emperor MAR Wikipedia User Profile
Links: Emperor MAR Wikipedia User Profile
Monday, August 31, 2009
Music Video by MARS: Straws Dug Into My Record.

Links: Video Page
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Lyrics: Read between the skies
Who would want to be here in the morning?
Who would want to stand out here and freeze?
I'm so tired that I am yawning
I'm so cold because of the breeze

I'll stay here until the sun comes up
I'll be here until I've begun to see you

If they could they would
Tear my heart out
Because they think the know the one they don't know
He makes them want to shout

I'll stay here until the Son comes up
I'll be here until I've begun to see you

Who would want to be here at night?
In the absence of all but light I see you
I see you seeing me

Alegup
How can I stand
To use my upper hand
To put others down
To clap at myself as if I created sound
To take what I've been given from the King of Kings and to make it my own crown

When will I see you as you are?
I am sinking farther than far into myself
I don't need help
I love being like me.. and no one else

How can I use hard words without calling to repent?
How can I use any words without telling about who was sent?

I know so
I think so
I can't let go
I'm gonna make you
I'm gonna make you
I'm gonna make you leave
Just to get a leg up
Just to get a word in
Of all the things I play up
I don't know the game of it

Since when is truth only of use to destroy?
Since when is truth only to be used to prove my point and not the point of Truth Himself?

Wednesday, August 19, 2009
New Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Food Dood Commercial:
We Are What We Eat

Links: Video Page
Monday, August 17, 2009
Music by MARS:
Previously unavailable downloads and streams of the albums Wonder & Ibex, and the 2003-2004 Rarities & B-sides compilation Jealous buried passion concept look. Originally released 5 years ago today.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
New Lyrics:  Alternative, Imaginary Laugh!!, Pike¿
Monday, August 3, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day
This is the last calendar day of the year that had never had a lesson!
Now we have a lesson for every day of the year. Check out our lesson calendar.

Links: Lessons 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
New Comedy Quotes Collection:
The Twenornal-Sixatude

   1. Think slow!
   2. 2 on 3.. 123  2!
   3. Welcome Matt, Everyone Else Go Away!
   4. I'm going through this hard time called life.
   5. I'm going to set a new world record of things done by me today.

   6. That toffee is like a fine Crème brûlée except I know what toffee is.
   7. ahh meat. yes, a man's vegetable.  -Anthony Gullet
   8. True story, I was going to save a file on this Mac and it asked me if I wanted to save it in the Trash. Hilarious and compelling.

   9. I remember when that picture was taken.. a look at by me, which is right now. How can I remember the present (without it even being Christmas (Eve) time)?
  10. I remember when that photo was taken. I wasn't there but I remember being alive that year, or at least.. that is what my brain wants me to think.

  11. Thes. Abbrevs. Don'. mak. sens. t. m.
  12. My memory is memorable.
  13. That is such a big word, I don't even know how to hear it!
  14. I'm so dumb someone should bash in my head just to fill the space.

  15. If you love me so much why won't you let me be selfish & prideful?
  16. I'm so mean it is obvious that I don't lie.

  17. Isn't that interesting.. to me?
  18. It's the type of thing you never forget.. What was I talking about?

Links:  The Twenornal-Sixatude

Updates:
New Chat Page linking all comedic chats and chat related material.
Computer Chat A new full comedic chat
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Jibber Jabber 2009 Updated
• I forgot, I knew it was tomorrow but I was not thinking about it right at that moment.
3 or more or less
This is what makes you for the watching, i see watching, watch for aging hammers under left fall guilt.
Thank you I hope to hope for something hopeful, hopefully.
I think racism is a bad religion, stupid Nascar.
Yeah racism is bad people should drive the speed limit.
I always drive slow, I am never a racist. Sometimes I drive in reverse just to not be a black hater
(In a Chat room) Who in here is using a computer?
do that thing with kid hover or a galt with nunnace you
I don't like the word bad because it is no good.
I was once told by a liar that I was funny, being the stand up guy I am I decided to become funny just so that person couldn't be a liar anymore.
Emperor MAR: I need help.. should I be using a computer to be on chat?
  Savage: lol
  Emperor MAR: I found a strange pineapple and am afraid that this is not the real yahoo? is all of you pineapple
   juice?
  Ralph: MAR.. computor deivces are the only way yo ucna chat onlin e
  Emperor MAR: Are you sure RaLPh because this really looks like a pineapple. It sounds like a pineapple. Are any
  of you loggedonto pineapples?
  whitehawk: nope is on a mango here
Links:  Jibber Jabber 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Lyrics: Listless
This day I spent being all but what I meant
What I really meant to be
I'm not abused, I'm not confused
I just have the wrong value of me
Because I always will to do what I feel
And that is to not do a thing

I cannot pull myself up
I cannot lift my head up
My heart is lifted to me
I'm so lazy

I commit the crime of letting time go behind
Avoiding peace filling my lungs
So I just sit and stare from my desk or rocking chair, all because of me
I don't feel alive because this is not my life, I'm living like the dead
I can't wait for me and my sad body to give what I desire
A part of love is time and choosing to spend it right
If I believe why won't I be?

I cannot pull myself up
I cannot lift my head up
My heart is lifted to me
Until I choose to go beyond me with the strength I cannot see
I'm so lazy
Scripture References:
I don't feel alive because this is not my life

• Jesus died for all, that those who live should no longer live for themselves but for Him who died for them and was raised again. -2 Corinthians 5:15
• I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me. -Galatians 2:20
• For you died, and your life is now hidden with Christ in God. Christ is your life. -Colossians 3:3-4
I'm living like the dead
• The mind of sinful man is death, but the mind controlled by the Spirit is life and peace -Romans 8:6
If I believe why won't I be?
The use of "be" in this line refers to abiding.
• "I am the vine, you are the branches; he who abides in Me and I in him, he bears much fruit, for apart from Me you can do nothing. Just as the Father has loved Me, I have also loved you; abide in My love. If you keep My commandments, you will abide in My love; just as I have kept My Father's commandments and abide in His love. -John 15:5,9,10
• The one who says he abides in Him ought himself to walk in the same manner as He walked. -1 John 2:6
• faith, hope, love, abide these three; but the greatest of these is love. - 1 Corinthians 13:13
Other scripture that relates:
• Let all that I am praise the Lord; may I never forget the good things he does for me. -Psalm 103:2
• The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, But the soul of the diligent is made fat. -Proverbs 13:4
• “However, I consider my life worth nothing to me, if only I may finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the gospel of God's grace.” -Acts 20:24
• I urge you to live a life worthy of the calling you have received. -Ephesians 4:1
• Live a life worthy of the Lord and please him in every way: bearing fruit in every good work, growing in the knowledge of God -Colossians 1:10
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day

Links: Lessons 2009
Friday-Saturday, July 24-25, 2009
Home Page Improved
Friday- Embedded Flash players for videos replaced with thumbnails that load & play videos when clicked on. Now page loads much faster.
Saturday- Featured Items & Recent Items added to right side under navigation.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Music by MARS:
Previously unavailable downloads and streams of:
Held (Album from 2004)
Oattseq (B-sides companion to Held)
Fogless Maybe (Special Edition) (Single disc listener friendly best of from 2005)
30 minute song An from
An
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Icey Not Snowy Water Fally Flowy

Links: Video Page
Locked in.. (Complete Series)
Links: Locked in..
July 13-18, 2009
Lesson Mania Week 2009 (All Days)

Links: Lessons Mania Week 2009
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Music by MARS:
Previously Unavailable Download of Languishing Mirth, album from May 7, 2004
Friday, July 17, 2009
Updates:
Previously unavailable Paperstation Games List
Original Lesson Mania! Script with Outtakes
Entirety of site's code optimized for quicker loading.
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Music by MARS:
Previously unavailable downloads and streams of The Meeting & The Meeting (EP).
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
New Lingo:
Pensill - The place in a windowsill where you can place pens when the window is open.
Precrastination - A behavior which is characterized by doing things before even knowing what to do.
Links:  Piemerican Lingo, Emperor MAR on Urban Dictionary
Monday, July 6, 2009
Fast Wax Forming






Sunday, June 14, 2009


Thursday, June 11, 2009
Updates:
New Quizardry Page with Quizzes to take & you love taking pointless quizzes.
June 7-9, 2009
Piemerica's Lessons of/for the Day

Links: Lessons 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Top 5 Ways to Get Tons of Views on Your Web Videos

Links: Piemerica Dailymotion Channel
Friday, June 5, 2009
Lyrics: arrow length length length arrow head
You shot me in the heart and took over my will
It is hard to explain but I know this is a good thing

Because I can see and am getting to believe you're mighty, mighty
I can feel you're making me real, you're mighty, mighty
From 1 2 3 to 4 5 6 7 8 9 10, 9 10
From 1 2 3 to 4 5 6 7 8 9 10, you're my friend

You took what was inside of me
You threw it out and made me free
Day after day I give you praise
You already deserve it yet still you choose to earn it everyday
Because you made this day
And I am so very happy to call you my lord
To abide in your word

Because I can see and am getting to believe you're mighty
And I can feel you're making me real. You are so mighty!
My God and my friend

One, You slayed yourself before there was an ever was
Two, You gave me help to find out who you are
At three I stand knowing I'm an unclean man
At four and five you made me alive
At six I learn truth, the only truth, the truth that is you
And from 4 5 6 to 7 8 9 10, you're my friend
And beyond those into forevermore
Still you give much more
And you take me through the feather of love
The lengthy shaft of correction
All the way to the arrowhead so that I may pierce the hearts of men with your word
Though I can begin, I cannot end telling you how much you are my friend.
New Lingo:
Quizardry - The art of casting crappy quizzes on people with the peer pressure to take them.
Links:  Piemerican Lingo
Piemerica's Lessons of/for May 2009

Links: Lessons 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Updates:
Piemerica 2009 Year in Review, Updates, Lesson, & Lyric Stats Updated
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day

Links: Lessons 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Lesson: Less is more.. but not really.
Links:  Lessons 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Lesson: Don't wet your whistle because whistles sound better when dry.
Links:  Lessons 2009
Last two episodes of Locked in..
Links:  Locked in.. Webpage
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Lesson: If we used leaves as paper it would be just like recycling except you wouldn't have to.
Links:  Lessons 2009
Poetry:
Written in memory of my father-in-law Hugh Elgin on the day of his memorial service.

I saw a man keep the faith
I saw a man keep the faith
And now he's in the Lord's place
I thank you God for saving this man
I thank you for using him mightily for your plan
I thank you God for hearing him praise your name even in the midsts of pain
I thank you God for letting me see just a glimpse of the love of your's that he spread

I saw your faithful servant do well
I saw him throw the seeds that saves from hell
Now that he is in your eternal place
I thank you God because he has finished the race


Written for my wife on/for our 3rd wedding anniversary.

Wrapped in True Love
Don't blink
I don't want to miss a moment of your eyes
Don't think
Just sit with me and let me hold you real tight

Blessings..
I know what it is to be blessed it's true
God gave me new life and then He gave me a life on earth with you
Not just one thing but life more abundant than I thought I could ever have

And God give me love to show
To show you what I really want you to know
I'll love you forever and I'm glad that you're here
And day by day and glance by glance my heart is filled with more than romance, & friendship, & trust
But all those things wrapped in true love

New Links:  I am in correct., Wrapped in True Love, I Saw a Man Keep the Faith
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Lesson: Exercising on a stair-stepper is a lot more fun if you imagine that you are squashing grapes.
Links:  Lessons 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Lesson: Keeping in touch with someone usually doesn't involve the sense of touch but rather that of the sense of hearing.
Links:  Lessons 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Lyrics: Cage Deed
Cage deed
You can see in
I wish my deeds could do more than spill out of here
But all my works are trapped
Trapped by this structure here
I'm wasting my time while real lives are rupturing

I long to be together
But our love is a place with false shining faces
We hardly know what grace is
I don't want to be this way
But this must be the best there is because it seems to be all that is left out here
I'm having a hard time to change
And the change seems to disappear and no one really cares this year

Cage deed
I'm serving the mortar by tradition's order
I can't learn how to face my fear
And I seem to be lacking that stunning, the cup over running that I read in Bible lives
This is like a sick game
A heart being drained with no love coming out of it
I want to hear what's inside of you, the love and the pride of you
Will no one be real?
I have so much to bear, no one will take a share
And here, put your's there..
Yet nothing is touched
The love is not much
I beginning to see that no one loves me but they want to
And don't know how, no, young or old

My God, my God why have we forsaken you?
What is this foolishness in our hearts, in our heads?
Why do we fall apart at the drop of a word?
A blink of the eye?
An unloaded question?
But not at those who really die!?
I want to know.. how much have I added to your word?
I want to know.. what to do with this life built on sand and dirt

I will confess, forsake, and follow your Word for word per word
And ask "How can I love you today? Not a place, not a time, not a schedule, & not a rhyme but how can I love you alone Jesus?"
I will confess, forsake, and follow your Word for word per word
Leaving what I've heard and taking only you, the only truth
Leaving this cage and telling all creation of your grace
Any day & every day, I am free, I am free
Free to love you like you always wanted me to
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Photo Gallery:  What My Chick & I Saw
Links:  View Gallery

Photos 2009 Updated
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Lesson: If you're a man and you think the woman's place is the kitchen that is fine to think but just don't ever say it out loud.
Links:  Lessons 2009
Photo Gallery:  Some Things Afoot
Links:  View Gallery

Photos 2009 Updated
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Lesson: Zebras were glad when prison jump suits were changed from striped to solid colors.
Links:  Lessons 2009
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Updates:
Piemerica 2009 Year in Review, Updates, Lesson, & Lyric Stats Updated
Monday, May 4, 2009
Music by MARS:
Previously unavailable downloads and streams of MARchRippn up Lettuce <-PMKnow Storm, No Storm, Low, Unstoppable
Thursday, April 30, 2009
10th Anniversay of when I started writing lyrics
New Lyrics:  Knew, A New Song, Erase Erase Erase, I love you my wife!
Friday, April 24, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day in 3D!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Founding Member of Piemerica, The D.G., Returns to Contact with Piemerica and finally fills out its sign up sheet.
Links:  The D.G.'s Meet Piemerica Profile
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day

Sunday, April 19, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day
New Lyrics:  Love Life Through
Friday, April 17, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day
Monday, April 13, 2009
Updates:
Our non impression
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Updates:
Complete Episode Guide with videos for Bluh? Snow Day Special
Jibber Jabber 2004 & 2009 added to
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? is made by Pros
Links:  Guide
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Updates:
Complete Episode Guides for Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? Christmas Eve Special & Bluh? Episode 1
Jibber Jabber 2007 & 2008 added to
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Updates:
Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? The Movie Details Page
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? The Movie
After 9+ years it is here!
Monday, March 30, 2009
Updates:
Piemerican Magazine #2 & #3 Free Read Improved
Friday, March 27, 2009
Updates:
Piemerican Magazine #1 Free Read Improved
Quick viewer added to Lyrics & Poems 2009
Falling Snow added to Christmas Catalog pages
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Photos 2009 Updated
Lesson: Flashback Edition
Traveling through New Mexico is never boring if you bring another city with you and a very large truck.

Links:  Lessons 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
1,000th Day Updated!
Our 1,000th day updated since we started keeping track of updates Jan 8, 2003.
Lesson: Flashback Edition
The opposite of sitting is standing. The opposite of walking is standing still. Therefore the opposite of sitting is walking.

Links:  Lessons 2009
Lyrics: Self Serve Slavery
I.. I'm not gonna try today
I.. I just want to get by today
I.. I don't want to be here today
I.. I just want to disappear today

And I am on my way of bringing to pass what I think I should lack
And I.. I want to feel estranged so I don't have to change
Because I think faking is real
I only trust what I feel in my deceiving heart

I.. I'm saving up for the day when I can blow them away with what I know
I.. I think that knowing the truth has no heart, has no use
If I can keep it in my head I don't have to take it in my hands
I don't want to flow & I can't go
Because I am nothing, nothing
I keep walking in sin and I cannot repent
I am nothing, simply nothing
When I break the law I fade more than fall

And I am on my way of bringing to pass what I think I should lack
And I'm afraid of being new
I can't keep from showing how I am barely knowing
And no one will point it out to me
Because this land where I stand has its heart wrapped in man
Yeah this place where I live leaves me only a kid
And I fight and I pray for this list of things that I can never keep
Because this list is my lord

Where is the love in this story?
Where is the faith? Where is the purity I seek?
I cannot find it in this seat
They do not come from these laws I can't keep
Where is the life? Where is the change?
Where is the God they say created everything?
God please find me
I don't want to live a way that claims grace and then throws it away
When loving you is all that's real I won't fade away or live like you aren't real
Because when you show that is when I really know
And it's not just some thing it is the life and love you bring
You are my hope and my strength
And I am not afraid because what you command can only be done by your perfect hand

I.. I'm not gonna fear today
I.. I just want to draw near today
And I.. I want to be swept away by your love and grace
Now I know that you are life and the only light that lights the way that is you
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Photo Gallery:  Golfulating VIII
Links:  View Gallery
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Emperor MAR shamelessly in the audience of Memphis Wrestling

Links:  Emperor MAR shamelessly in the audience of Memphis Wrestling @Dailymotion
Friday, March 20, 2009
New Games & Activity Section
Our collections of gaming, sports, & activity humor & content.
Includes downloads & info for our original video games including our comedy RPGs.
Links:  Games & Activity Section
Videos:
Care to share a spot of tea with me?
Want to shake my hand?

Back in 'ot 4 before social networks & video sharing sites people communicated using animated gifs. I used to run an appreciated RADIOHEAD website and a person from South America left a comment in my guestbook that she would like to shake my hand and share some tea with me. These are the gifs I made to make her dreams come true.

Music in Care to share a spot of tea with me?: Fact of oxygen asphyxiate by MARS from the upcoming album Equal Non-Equal Neutral.
Links:  Care to share a spot of tea with me?, Want to shake my hand?, Equal Non-Equal Neutral future album by MARS
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Story:  
Glass makes sand hammers.
   My willow tasting oven belt waiting for a Sunday. Who's animal length was forging a melted pine cone/comb? I covered an onion pile with glue. Glue for a big galoot named Glary. Glary gummed his eggshell helmet for a cauterized month. Months were so popular that they appeared on every calendar, even daily calendars! I had a calendar one day but I don't know which one because that was the only day I had it. It was a word I used to vaguely describe words and other things such as objects in Glary minor detail.

   I caught a blotted batch of frosting with my heartfelt. My heart felt like a sponge under a basin of home. Home was a homonym for home. A puddle echoed into a portal of unrest. I rested in the best way I knew how. How I did you cannot know but when knowing is for showing you run without wearing out your shoes because your shoes run on with different feet. Feet of fire, fire to complete.
Links:  Glass makes sand hammers.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
New Lesson
Losing your mind is good for you but better still is taking it off and out.
Links:  Lessons 2009
New Front Page
Now with integrated updates & more! Look this is it right here! Now leave a comment!
Links:  Entrance Page Archive
Monday, March 16, 2009
Music:  New MARS single with Art

Links:  Download Album
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Photo Gallery:  The Battle for #4
Links:  View Gallery
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Updates:
Piemerican Airlines Advertisements page updated
Original Comedy Quotes:  2004 Atease Jabber; Jibber Jabber 2009 updated
Taking RADIOHEAD lyrics out of context to cause them to contain shocking things! updated with content from 2004 & 2007.
Links fixed for old HTML version of Piemerican Magazine #1

Friday, March 13, 2009
New Lyrics:   Dead from the Dead
I thought today I'd walk a way that I was used to
For those who knew I suppose they would walk again another day
But I am trapped with wounds to match the ones I have inside
And on this day I felt the gray come on so fast..

A meeting in the aisle they thought worthwhile while I see another death
I'm so afraid of what they've made I'm alive but they have killed my very self

I saw the many they said were few
I saw the few that touched so many
I saw the gun in the eagle's unbroken hand
God how you've made good and drew so many to yourself from this bad I just can't understand

Illegal Legal Procedure/Complete Incoherence
Where is your head?
Were you paying attention to what you just said?
Don't you know love from hate?
And a person is not a mistake
You may play a part but you're not the hand that creates

You can get what you pay for but just stay waiting there's so much more
You, don't you want to see the smile on that face?
Don't you want to know that warm embrace that is more than feeling?

How can you live when you leave?
How could you be so naive to think you haven't already made your choice?
Can you let what could be laughter splatter into broken dreams and broken lives?
Where.. where is your head now?
Are they already dead now?
Are you in another bed now?
I.. I want you to know that you can never go home..
You've given up your family
Links:  Dead from the Dead, Illegal Legal Procedure/Complete Incoherence
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Monday, March 2, 2009
Sketch Comedy Show:  Bluh? Snow Day Special
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Test Your Love for Pie (from Piemerican Magazine #3)

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Additional Updates:
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Piemerica 2009 Year in Review Updated
Update Stats & Streaks Updated
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Bluh? Snow Day Special Commercial
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Friday, February 28, 2009
Piemerican Magazine Website vastly improved:
Piemerican Magazine #4 Commentary & Outtakes
Recurring Features page
Extra Ingredients added for all issues
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My One Acre commentary
Hi-Res versions of all issues now embedded onsite
Piemerican Magazine 2002 Promo added
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Piemerica's 11th Anniversary!
Comedy Magazine:  Piemerican Magazine #4

Links:  Piemerican Magazine #4, Read About how Piemerica started
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