Saturday,
December 19,
2009
Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? - Food Dood
3rd episode of our full-length sketch comedy show.
Thursday,
December 17,
2009
The Making of Food Dood, Live Behind the Scenes Special
Wednesday,
December 16,
2009
Music by MARS:
Final release from 2004, Dismemories now available
for download and stream MARS 2009 Release page
now has new streaming and download options
Christ's
Bond of Unity
My God
found favor in me
He gave me love that will never leave
He gave me life from the Spirit to breathe
He gave me a wife that I will never leave
I love you
Not just yesterday but today and forever
My God holds us so no one can sever
Our love goes on forever and we owe it only to our King
I know whatever comes to us God can live through us
And make us better than we could be
And gives us light to share so others can see
He makes it look so easy because His love is amazing
I am so thankful
His love flows through me so you can be by loved me
I've done all I can do
I have surrendered and let God love you through me because I love you
too
And there's nothing this world can do
Because God gave me a wife that I will never leave & that I will
always love
I know that He loves me because He is loving me through you
And I know I love you because He's giving me love for you too
Love that never ends
Love that never leaves
God has found favor in us and now the two are one, the three are two
and we live and love in Christ's bond of unity.
Sunday, November 1,
2009
SwirlTube, New Star & Micey Fan Channel on YouTube
I've uploaded videos that were posted on Facebook by
others so they can be public. I have playlists & am favoriting
every Star & Micey Video on YouTube. Visit SwirlTube
Thursday,
October 29,
2009
Lyrics:
Firsts
I don't
know what else there is to say
I'm still enamored with all the games we play
They sure are fun
I don't know what else there is to do
But I still love doing everything with you
You still make me stunned
I'll pour my heart out every day
And you will gladly take whatever comes your way
I love your heart of course
Right now and back to our firsts
When I see you by my side
I am overjoyed by you my lovely bride
Jibber Jabber 2009 Updated Emperor MAR the Fortune
Teller:
» Do you have any money on you? Let me see it. I see a US American 1974
quarter. That's not a fortune but it's a start.
» You're still poor.
» Let
me read your palm. Hmm I see a Z..V..Y, looks to be some sort of
acrynoym. I don't know what this stands for. You're future seems to be
unclear.
» I forsee you visiting a fortune teller .. sorry my watch is a bit
slow.
Links: Jibber
Jabber 2009
Tuesday,
October 20,
2009
Star & Micey Debut Album
Star & Micey, a band including Piemericans Ge-off Smythe
& Omaha
Nebraska (Geoff Smith & Josh Cosby), has their debut album out
today on Ardent Music. Emperor MAR gives it 5 stars.
Read
between the skies
Who
would want to be here in the morning?
Who would want to stand out here and freeze?
I'm so tired that I am yawning
I'm so cold because of the breeze
I'll stay here until the sun comes up
I'll be here until I've begun to see you
If they could they would
Tear my heart out
Because they think the know the one they don't know
He makes them want to shout
I'll stay here until the Son comes up
I'll be here until I've begun to see you
Who would want to be here at night?
In the absence of all but light I see you
I see you seeing me
Alegup
How
can I stand
To use my upper hand
To put others down
To clap at myself as if I created sound
To take what I've been given from the King of Kings and to make it my
own crown
When will I see you as you are?
I am sinking farther than far into myself
I don't need help
I love being like me.. and no one else
How can I use hard words without calling to repent?
How can I use any words without telling about who was sent?
I know so
I think so
I can't let go
I'm gonna make you
I'm gonna make you
I'm gonna make you leave
Just to get a leg up
Just to get a word in
Of all the things I play up
I don't know the game of it
Since when is truth only of use to destroy?
Since when is truth only to be used to prove my point and not the point
of Truth Himself?
Monday,
August 17,
2009
Music by MARS:
Previously unavailable downloads and streams of the albums Wonder
& Ibex, and the 2003-2004
Rarities & B-sides compilation Jealous buried passion concept look.
Originally released 5 years ago today.
Monday,
August 3,
2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the
Day
This is the last calendar day of the year that had
never had a lesson!
Now we have a lesson for every day of the year. Check out our lesson calendar.
Wednesday,
July 29,
2009
New Comedy Quotes Collection:
The Twenornal-Sixatude
1. Think slow!
2. 2 on 3.. 123 2!
3. Welcome Matt, Everyone Else Go Away!
4. I'm going through this hard time called life.
5. I'm going to set a new world record of things done by
me today.
6. That toffee is like a fine Crème brûlée except I know
what toffee is.
7. ahh meat. yes, a man's vegetable. -Anthony Gullet
8. True story, I was going to save a file on this Mac and
it asked me if I wanted to save it in the Trash. Hilarious and
compelling.
9. I remember when that picture was taken.. a look at by
me, which is right now. How can I remember the present (without it even
being Christmas (Eve) time)?
10. I remember when that photo was taken. I wasn't there but I
remember being alive that year, or at least.. that is what my brain
wants me to think.
11. Thes. Abbrevs. Don'. mak. sens. t. m.
12. My memory is memorable.
13. That is such a big word, I don't even know how to hear it!
14. I'm so dumb someone should bash in my head just to fill the
space.
15. If you love me so much why won't you let me be selfish &
prideful?
16. I'm so mean it is obvious that I don't lie.
17. Isn't that interesting.. to me?
18. It's the type of thing you never forget.. What was I talking
about?
Links: The Twenornal-Sixatude
Updates: New Chat Page
linking all comedic chats and chat related material. Computer
Chat A new full comedic chat
Tuesday,
July 28,
2009
Jibber Jabber 2009 Updated
• I forgot, I knew it was tomorrow but I was not thinking about it
right at that moment.
• 3
or more or less
• This
is what makes you for the watching, i see watching, watch for aging
hammers under left fall guilt.
• Thank
you I hope to hope for something hopeful, hopefully.
• I
think racism is a bad religion, stupid Nascar.
• Yeah
racism is bad people should drive the speed limit.
• I
always drive slow, I am never a racist. Sometimes I drive in reverse
just to not be a black hater
• (In
a Chat room) Who in here is using a computer?
• do
that thing with kid hover or a galt with nunnace you
• I
don't like the word bad because it is no good.
• I
was once told by a liar that I was funny, being the stand up guy I am I
decided to become funny just so that person couldn't be a liar anymore.
• Emperor
MAR: I need help.. should I be using a computer to be on chat?
Savage: lol
Emperor
MAR: I found a strange pineapple and am afraid that this is not the
real yahoo? is all of you pineapple
juice?
Ralph:
MAR.. computor deivces are the only way yo ucna chat onlin e
Emperor
MAR: Are you sure RaLPh because this really looks like a pineapple. It
sounds like a pineapple.
Are any
of you loggedonto pineapples?
whitehawk:
nope is on a mango here
Links: Jibber Jabber 2009
Monday,
July 27,
2009
Lyrics:
Listless
This
day I spent being all but what I meant
What I really meant to be
I'm not abused, I'm not confused
I just have the wrong value of me
Because I always will to do what I feel
And that is to not do a thing
I cannot pull myself up
I cannot lift my head up
My heart is lifted to me
I'm so lazy
I commit the crime of letting time go behind
Avoiding peace filling my lungs
So I just sit and stare from my desk or rocking chair, all because of me
I don't feel alive because this is not my life, I'm living like the dead
I can't wait for me and my sad body to give what I desire
A part of love is time and choosing to spend it right
If I believe why won't I be?
I cannot pull myself up
I cannot lift my head up
My heart is lifted to me
Until I choose to go beyond me with the strength I cannot see
I'm so lazy
Scripture
References: I don't feel alive because this is not my
life
•
Jesus died
for all, that those who live should no longer live for themselves but
for Him who died for them and was raised again. -2 Corinthians 5:15
• I
have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives
in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God,
who loved me and gave himself for me. -Galatians 2:20
• For you died, and your life is now hidden with Christ in God. Christ
is your life. -Colossians 3:3-4
I'm living like the dead
•
The mind of sinful man is death, but the mind controlled by the Spirit
is life and peace -Romans 8:6
If I believe why won't I be?
The use of "be" in this line refers to abiding.
•
"I
am the vine, you are the branches; he who abides in Me and I in him, he
bears much fruit, for apart from Me you can do nothing. Just as the
Father has loved Me, I have also loved you; abide in My love. If you
keep My commandments, you will abide in My love; just as I have kept My
Father's commandments and abide in His love. -John 15:5,9,10
• The one who says he abides in Him ought himself to walk in the same
manner as He walked. -1 John 2:6
• faith, hope, love, abide these three; but the greatest of these is
love. - 1 Corinthians 13:13
Other scripture that
relates:
•
Let all that I am praise the Lord; may I never forget the good things
he does for me. -Psalm 103:2
• The soul of the sluggard craves and gets nothing, But the soul of the
diligent is made fat. -Proverbs 13:4
• “However,
I consider my life worth nothing to me, if only I may finish the race
and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of
testifying to the gospel of God's grace.” -Acts 20:24
• I urge you to live a life worthy of the calling you have received.
-Ephesians 4:1
• Live
a life worthy of the Lord and please him in every way: bearing fruit in
every good work, growing in the knowledge of God -Colossians 1:10
Sunday,
July 26,
2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the
Day
Friday-Saturday,
July 24-25,
2009
Home Page Improved
Friday- Embedded Flash players for videos replaced
with thumbnails that load & play videos when clicked on. Now page
loads much faster.
Saturday- Featured Items & Recent Items added to
right side under navigation.
Thursday,
July 23,
2009
Music by MARS:
Previously unavailable downloads and streams of: Held
(Album from 2004) Oattseq
(B-sides companion to Held) Fogless Maybe
(Special Edition) (Single disc listener friendly best of from
2005)
30 minute song An from An
Wednesday,
July 22,
2009
Icey Not Snowy Water Fally Flowy
Thursday,
July 16,
2009
Music by MARS:
Previously
unavailable downloads and streams of The
Meeting & The Meeting (EP).
Wednesday,
July 15,
2009
New Lingo: Pensill - The place in a windowsill
where you can place pens when the window is open. Precrastination - A
behavior which is characterized by doing things before even knowing
what to do.
Links: Piemerican Lingo,
Emperor
MAR on Urban Dictionary
Monday,
July 6,
2009
Fast Wax Forming
Sunday,
June 14,
2009
Thursday,
June 11,
2009
Updates: New Quizardry Page
with Quizzes to take & you love taking pointless quizzes.
arrow
length length length arrow head
You shot me
in the heart and took over my will
It is hard to explain but I know this is a good thing
Because I can see and am getting to believe you're mighty, mighty
I can feel you're making me real, you're mighty, mighty
From 1 2 3 to 4 5 6 7 8 9 10, 9 10
From 1 2 3 to 4 5 6 7 8 9 10, you're my friend
You took what was inside of me
You threw it out and made me free
Day after day I give you praise
You already deserve it yet still you choose to earn it everyday
Because you made this day
And I am so very happy to call you my lord
To abide in your word
Because I can see and am getting to believe you're mighty
And I can feel you're making me real. You are so mighty!
My God and my friend
One, You slayed yourself before there was an ever was
Two, You gave me help to find out who you are
At three I stand knowing I'm an unclean man
At four and five you made me alive
At six I learn truth, the only truth, the truth that is you
And from 4 5 6 to 7 8 9 10, you're my friend
And beyond those into forevermore
Still you give much more
And you take me through the feather of love
The lengthy shaft of correction
All the way to the arrowhead so that I may pierce the hearts of men
with your word
Though I can begin, I cannot end telling you how much you are my friend.
Less is
more.. but not really.
Links: Lessons 2009
Friday, May
29, 2009
Lesson:
Don't
wet your whistle because whistles sound better when dry.
Links: Lessons 2009
Last two episodes of Locked in..
Thursday,
May 28, 2009
Lesson:
If we
used leaves as paper it would be just like recycling except you
wouldn't have to.
Links: Lessons 2009
Poetry:
Written in
memory of my father-in-law Hugh Elgin on the day of his memorial
service.
I saw a man keep the faith
I saw a man
keep the faith
And now he's in the Lord's place
I thank you God for saving this man
I thank you for using him mightily for your plan
I thank you God for hearing him praise your name even in the midsts of
pain
I thank you God for letting me see just a glimpse of the love of your's
that he spread
I saw your faithful servant do well
I saw him throw the seeds that saves from hell
Now that he is in your eternal place
I thank you God because he has finished the race
Written for my wife on/for our 3rd wedding
anniversary.
Wrapped in True Love
Don't blink
I don't want to miss a moment of your eyes
Don't think
Just sit with me and let me hold you real tight
Blessings..
I know what it is to be blessed it's true
God gave me new life and then He gave me a life on earth with you
Not just one thing but life more abundant than I thought I could ever
have
And God give me love to show
To show you what I really want you to know
I'll love you forever and I'm glad that you're here
And day by day and glance by glance my heart is filled with more than
romance, & friendship, & trust
But all those things wrapped in true love
Exercising
on a stair-stepper is a lot more fun if you imagine that you are
squashing grapes.
Links: Lessons 2009
Friday, May
22, 2009
Lesson:
Keeping
in touch with someone usually doesn't involve the sense of touch but
rather that of the sense of hearing.
Links: Lessons 2009
Thursday, May
21, 2009
Lyrics:
Cage Deed
Cage deed
You can see in
I wish my deeds could do more than spill out of here
But all my works are trapped
Trapped by this structure here
I'm wasting my time while real lives are rupturing
I long to be together
But our love is a place with false shining faces
We hardly know what grace is
I don't want to be this way
But this must be the best there is because it seems to be all that is
left out here
I'm having a hard time to change
And the change seems to disappear and no one really cares this year
Cage deed
I'm serving the mortar by tradition's order
I can't learn how to face my fear
And I seem to be lacking that stunning, the cup over running that I
read in Bible lives
This is like a sick game
A heart being drained with no love coming out of it
I want to hear what's inside of you, the love and the pride of you
Will no one be real?
I have so much to bear, no one will take a share
And here, put your's there..
Yet nothing is touched
The love is not much
I beginning to see that no one loves me but they want to
And don't know how, no, young or old
My God, my God why have we forsaken you?
What is this foolishness in our hearts, in our heads?
Why do we fall apart at the drop of a word?
A blink of the eye?
An unloaded question?
But not at those who really die!?
I want to know.. how much have I added to your word?
I want to know.. what to do with this life built on sand and dirt
I will confess, forsake, and follow your Word for word per word
And ask "How can I love you today? Not a place, not a time, not a
schedule, & not a rhyme but how can I love you alone Jesus?"
I will confess, forsake, and follow your Word for word per word
Leaving what I've heard and taking only you, the only truth
Leaving this cage and telling all creation of your grace
Any day & every day, I am free, I am free
Free to love you like you always wanted me to
Friday, April
24, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day in 3D!
Wednesday,
April 22, 2009
Founding Member of Piemerica, The D.G., Returns to Contact with
Piemerica and finally fills out its sign up sheet.
Links: The D.G.'s Meet Piemerica Profile
Tuesday, April
21, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day
Sunday, April
19, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day
Saturday, April
18, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day
New Lyrics: Love Life Through
Friday,
April 17, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day
Thursday,
April 16, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day
Wednesday,
April 15, 2009
Piemerica's Lesson of/for the Day
Flashback Edition
Traveling through New Mexico is never boring if you bring another city
with you and a very large truck.
Links: Lessons 2009
Tuesday, March
24, 2009
1,000th Day Updated!
Our 1,000th day updated since we started keeping
track of updates Jan 8, 2003.
Lesson:
Flashback Edition
The opposite of sitting is standing. The opposite of walking is
standing still. Therefore the opposite of sitting is walking.
Links: Lessons 2009
Lyrics:
Self
Serve Slavery
I.. I'm not
gonna try today
I.. I just want to get by today
I.. I don't want to be here today
I.. I just want to disappear today
And I am on my way of bringing to pass what I think I should lack
And I.. I want to feel estranged so I don't have to change
Because I think faking is real
I only trust what I feel in my deceiving heart
I.. I'm saving up for the day when I can blow them away with what I know
I.. I think that knowing the truth has no heart, has no use
If I can keep it in my head I don't have to take it in my hands
I don't want to flow & I can't go
Because I am nothing, nothing
I keep walking in sin and I cannot repent
I am nothing, simply nothing
When I break the law I fade more than fall
And I am on my way of bringing to pass what I think I should lack
And I'm afraid of being new
I can't keep from showing how I am barely knowing
And no one will point it out to me
Because this land where I stand has its heart wrapped in man
Yeah this place where I live leaves me only a kid
And I fight and I pray for this list of things that I can never keep
Because this list is my lord
Where is the love in this story?
Where is the faith? Where is the purity I seek?
I cannot find it in this seat
They do not come from these laws I can't keep
Where is the life? Where is the change?
Where is the God they say created everything?
God please find me
I don't want to live a way that claims grace and then throws it away
When loving you is all that's real I won't fade away or live like you
aren't real
Because when you show that is when I really know
And it's not just some thing it is the life and love you bring
You are my hope and my strength
And I am not afraid because what you command can only be done by your
perfect hand
I.. I'm not gonna fear today
I.. I just want to draw near today
And I.. I want to be swept away by your love and grace
Now I know that you are life and the only light that lights the way
that is you
New Games &
Activity Section
Our collections of gaming, sports, &
activity humor & content.
Includes downloads & info for our
original video games including our comedy RPGs.
Links: Games & Activity Section
Videos:
Care to share a spot of
tea with me?
Want
to shake my hand?
Back
in 'ot 4 before social networks & video sharing sites people
communicated using animated gifs. I used to run an appreciated RADIOHEAD website
and a person from South America left a comment in my guestbook that she
would like to shake my hand and share some tea with me. These are the
gifs I made to make her dreams come true.
My willow tasting oven belt waiting for a Sunday. Who's animal length
was forging a melted pine cone/comb? I covered an onion pile with glue.
Glue for a big galoot named Glary. Glary gummed his eggshell helmet for
a cauterized month. Months were so popular that they appeared on every
calendar, even daily calendars! I had a calendar one day but I don't
know which one because that was the only day I had it. It was a word I
used to vaguely describe words and other things such as objects in
Glary minor detail.
I caught
a blotted batch of frosting with my heartfelt. My heart felt like a
sponge under a basin of home. Home was a homonym for home. A puddle
echoed into a portal of unrest. I rested in the best way I knew how.
How I did you cannot know but when knowing is for showing you run
without wearing out your shoes because your shoes run on with different
feet. Feet of fire, fire to complete.
Wednesday,
March 18, 2009
New Lesson
Losing your mind is good
for you but better still is taking it off and out.
Links: Lessons 2009
New Front Page
Now with integrated updates & more! Look this is
it right here! Now leave a comment!
Links: Entrance Page Archive
Monday,
March 16, 2009
Music: New MARS single with Art
Links: Download
Album
Sunday,
March 15, 2009
Photo Gallery: The Battle for #4
Links: View Gallery
Dead
from the Dead
I thought
today I'd walk a way that I was used to
For those who knew I suppose they would walk again another day
But I am trapped with wounds to match the ones I have inside
And on this day I felt the gray come on so fast..
A meeting in the aisle they thought worthwhile while I see another death
I'm so afraid of what they've made I'm alive but they have killed my
very self
I saw the many they said were few
I saw the few that touched so many
I saw the gun in the eagle's unbroken hand
God how you've made good and drew so many to yourself from this bad I
just can't understand
Illegal
Legal Procedure/Complete Incoherence
Where
is your head?
Were you paying attention to what you just said?
Don't you know love from hate?
And a person is not a mistake
You may play a part but you're not the hand that creates
You can get what you pay for but just stay waiting there's so much more
You, don't you want to see the smile on that face?
Don't you want to know that warm embrace that is more than feeling?
How can you live when you leave?
How could you be so naive to think you haven't already made your choice?
Can you let what could be laughter splatter into broken dreams and
broken lives?
Where.. where is your head now?
Are they already dead now?
Are you in another bed now?
I.. I want you to know that you can never go home..
You've given up your family
2009
