Piemerica2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
New Music Release by MARS:
New Album for stream and download Norvon Mac

Sunday, December 19, 2010
New MARS Single from upcoming album Norvon Mac, Im sent on lot

Wednesday, December 1, 2010
New Teaching
The Meaning of Life: Part 1, How to Know God
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
New Photo Galleries:
Photos of Swingin' Lovers!
The Love Fell Like Leaves
Photos 2010 Updated
Saturday, November 27, 2010
FLAC downloads now available for Minds 1-14
Thursday, October 28, 2010
12th Anniversary of using the name Piemerica
New Comedy Quotes Collection:
The Twenty-Fornineitude

1.  I may not be Norman but I rock well.

2. I have seen a pillow with the "Choking hazard small parts" warning. Perhaps it should have a smothering warning instead.
3. I'm going to make some bad pancakes and give them out to people. When the consensus comes in that they taste horrible I will call the recipe "panned cakes."
4. I'd like to meet the guy who invented donuts. I'd ask him.. "Hey man can I have some free donuts?" Being the inventor I figure he'd have the most.

5. Should I be worried about internal bleeding in my veins?
6. Do women who want to keep their own last name when getting married ever stop to think that their last name came from their father and not their mother?
7. If your A.D.D. was affected by your A.D.D. would you then have no A.D.D. at all because it cancels itself out by not being able to pay attention to itself?
8. If you hate guns would you shoot a gun with a gun because you hate it so much?

9. Considering all the live streaming video sites out there I was thinking to myself. "I should be the first to make a live movie." Then I thought, "What like a play?" And thus my dream of being a pioneer was crushed.
10. I spell "recipe" as "recipie" because pie is so good that it should be in every recipe. That is how you turn spelling errors into succes!
11. Falling in love is for girls. I never fell in love. I jumped in. That is what a man does.
12. Spanish is my second language but I haven't gotten around to it yet.
13. It is better than ever, but ever is not even that good because it takes soo loong!
14. Oh I get it.. pick up lines are the opposites of put downs.

15. Person 1:  What do you think about golf?
     Person 2: I don't really care for it.
     Person 1:  No, no. What do you think not what do you say.
16. Person 1: Louie? Who is Louie?
     Person 2: Some guy with a name.

17. Someone once told me, "You could stand to lose some weight." I said, "Yeah, that sounds like a good idea." So I stood there & I stood there & I stood there & I never lost any weight. More bad weight loss advice!
18. When you are a kid or a teenager and someone makes fun of your weight there is not much you can do. But when you are an adult and someone does it you can just respond with, "You think I'm big now? You should have seen me 4 years ago I was twice as big!" And then they'll say, "Wow you look great!" Thus you have made someone go from disgust to adoration in less than one minute.

19. Not being confusing confuses me.
20. Sure we can pop balloons but how many of us can populate balloons? Are we willing to take residence in one for so long?
21. Makes non-sense to me.

22. God and I were a match made in heaven.

Links:  The Twenty-Fornineitude
Friday, October 22, 2010
New Lyrics: Mini-Rap by a Mega-Man

Are you prejudice because I'm overweight?
Do you think I should stop cleaning my plate?
Look inside me that's where it's at.
It's all kinds of pie and that's why I'm fat.

Thursday, October 21, 2010
New Teaching
Proper Translation of Hebrews 13:17
Monday, October 18, 2010
New Lyrics
Hand in Hand, Heart in Heart
Love is My Plan
I Still Take You
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
New Teaching
Replacement
Thursday, October 7, 2010
New Lesson
There is no wonder as to why so many people turn to crime, it is the only way some of them can be wanted.

Links: Lessons 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
New Lesson
If someone asks you "Do you think..?" and you say "I don't know," that means you didn't think about it.

Links: Lessons 2010

New Teachings
Renewing the mind & Life itself is in Jesus

Tuesday, September 14, 2010
New Teaching
Discipling (exemplified then explained)
Thursday, August 26, 2010
New Teaching
Believing and Faithful
Monday, August 23, 2010
New Teaching
The Letter of the Law, The Life of Love -1 Peter 2:11-17
Sunday, August 22, 2010
New Teaching
Literal Example of Discipling
Here is a completely literal picture of discipling straight from scripture.

'John was standing with two of his disciples, Gazing at Jesus as he walked by, he said, “Look, the Lamb of God!” When John’s two disciples heard him say this, they followed Jesus' (John 1:35-37).

John (the baptist) as a discipler literally pointed His disciples to Jesus and they literally followed Him. This is what we are to do in the spirit. As a disciple we willingly follow Jesus. As a discipler we point others to Christ so that they may follow Him.

Friday, August 20, 2010
New Teaching
Conversion Converts Character
The indication of a true follower of Christ is the change of character that God produces in His children. Many try to only do what God commands instead of realizing that God wants to make them into someone who will, in character, naturally be inclined to do what He commands.

Often those who claim to be Christians will have an emotional experience of confession (conversion) but following Christ is a matter of the will and the mind, not of feelings alone. "This is how we know we are in God: The one who says he resides in Him must walk just as Jesus walked" (1 John 2:5-6).

2 Corinthians 7:10 also exposes the hollowness of emotional "conversion."
"Sorrow without repentance is the kind that results in death." Repentance is an act of the will to turn from sin and to God. John the baptist said in Matthew 3:8 "Produce fruit that proves your repentance" or as another translation puts it, "Prove by the way you live that you have really turned from your sins and turned to God."

Tuesday, August 19, 2010
New Teaching
Why use the word "Assembly" instead of "Church"
Tuesday-Thursday, August 3-12, 2010
New Lessons
8/3/10
The only way you can find nothing is if you are looking for something.

8/4/10
How many sneezes must a man sneeze before you call him sick? The answer my friend is blowing in the wind because germs travel by air.

8/5/10
Nothing is fool proof. That is how foolish a fool is.

8/6/10
My dad's name is Art but other people have names too.

8/7/10
Women who want to keep their own last name when getting married never stop to think that their last name came from their father and not their mother.

8/8/10
Cup pies would be good but they would also be too small!

8/9/10
Pick up lines are the opposites of put downs.

8/10/10
A paranormal investigator is a normal investigator with a parachute.

8/11/10
We have been going to flat screens with no tubes but YouTube has kept the tube alive.

8/12/10
Bluegrass tastes better than rock and rap. Unless the rap you are talking about is the tortilla with food in it.

Links: Lessons 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
New Scripture Collection on New Blog
God is the Source of All Good
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
New Lyrics:  I want you to know "no"
Monday, July 12, 2010
Jibber Jabber 2010 Updated
• I just can't watch Man vs. Food it makes me hungry, covetous, and jealous. :(
•  Genesis has NES in the word. GeNESis. So it turns out Genesis does what Nintendid.
• So after 20+ years I've finally realized that the pipes in the Mario Bros games may have something to do with the Mario Bros being plumbers. I was 17 before I realized that T-shirts were T-shaped (but of course so are all shirts with sleeves).
• Slang words suck daddio
• If anyone has an egg crate cushion and 100 eggs to put in it I will lay on it and it will be fun and messy.
• Just realized that crackers are white and there may be a correlation between this and its slang usage referring to caucasians.
• I don't accept your except.
• Who ever turned 21 on 7/7/07 must have had a cool birthday.
• So......ap
• Easter is the day we remember the death on the cross of Jesus Christ but every day we are to live in His life.
• I am eating pre-wine.
• Once fought a miner rat with a laser hat in the subway of a floating city, but that is an NES game for you.
• And then I typed in this status message. And.. that is the whole story.

This is an arrow that doesn't point.


• My Talk the Talk Challenge for Flower:  I am not like a flower because if you blow on me I will not break and I will not bend. So give me my time because I'm always in bloom and my season never ends.
• My 5th anniversary of YouTube Story:  I uploaded a bunch of videos and almost no one watched or commented on any of them. Oh and my video for Punch My Cat in the Face got flagged.
• I am considered smart enough by my peers to where if I say something stupidly implausible people will question basic reality.
• I'm taking a poll. Do you think it is ok to take a pole?
• What if I intentionally paid the wrong person the right price?
• Thanks to U-Verse for never letting me go very long at all without internet connectivity. Unless it is off when I'm asleep.. I better stay awake 24/7 just to be sure..
• Just got the Greater Memphis phonebook and I am thrilled! I thought the regular Memphis phonebook was as good as it gets, boy was I wrong! ... Wait so if this is the Greater.. that must mean there is a greatest on the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Two too much too
• I'll remember that right now.
• But wait there's more.. if you act now or later
• I have grown increasingly fond of bullets. Uh this kind, •.
• Friends know each other? Oh now I get it!
• It is not good to say the coolest things because that would be cold.
• I'm from 11ic-1.
• Since I live in the central time zone does that mean I will live one hour longer than those in the eastern time zone or does it mean I will die one hour sooner?
• I hate the US because it is a hypocrite but the A is good.
• I like stupid questions?
• Accidents are a bad addiction.
• I know people get bug bites but who has gotten chewed on by a bug?
• I over came to a birthday party once. I thought it was bi-annual instead of annual.
• When I turn 25 I'll be 300 months old which should I celebrate more?
• Da Emp is roll'd time out ferrets..
• Turn your spelling errors into succes!
• If you no longer fear me Piemerica.org is a real place of mine with art and sounds and lights (if your monitor is lit).

Links:  Jibber Jabber 2010

Jibber Jabber 2009 Updated
Emperor MAR at the End of the Decade
* I can still say 'ot next decade (and the rest of the century) if I word the years per this example "2 'ot 10"  Discovering this pains me because I could have been saying 2 'ot 'ot 9
* Getting ready to say goodbye to the last decade of the decade.
* Hopes his eastern time zone friends don't ruin his new year. If they do he'll just have to take it out on his Mountain and Pacific time zone friends.
* Feels bad for all the kids to be born at 11:59 tonight. They'll have to wait all year for their birthday. Kids born at 12:00 tomorrow will get to have their birthday right at the beginning of the year.


Ultra Personal Status Updates
* On my 24th birthday:  Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone. This has been my happiest birthday in at least a year and ranks in the top 24 for sure!
* Some times I write on my Facebook wall but usually I don't. Look at my wall and do the math if you don't believe me.
* Food Dood postponed due to: tiredness, onions, lack of funds/puns, slanted forks, sack of transportations, laziness, September ending, and most of all the 7% left unfinished. Also about injury, fatigue, and a mysterious black envelope
* November 7:  Just trimmed the longest beard I've ever had. Now I have phantom beard syndrome.


Until last year I thought the message when the Sega Genesis boots up said "Produced by Dr Under License by Sega Enterprises Ltd." Then I finally took a good look and took a second to think and realized it says "OR" not "DR"

Links:  Jibber Jabber 2009

Thursday, June 24, 2010
New Lingo:
Emoticon - An emotional prisoner.
He was an emoticon of her love.
Bootiful - Beauty that is envied.
She is soo bootiful. I hate her!
Links:  Piemerican Lingo
Monday, May 24, 2010
New Lyrics:  We are you
Friday, April 30, 2010
Reviews, Single Link Downloads, In Page Streams, & All Related Artwork now on all 4 MARS releases from 2005 & 7 releases from 2007.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Reviews, Single Link Downloads, In Page Streams, & All Related Artwork now on all 28 MARS releases from 2004 including the previously unavailable Backtracking.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
New Comics


I got paid 50 cents on Amazon Gears to make these punchlines.
Monday, April 19, 2010
New Comedy Quotes Collection:
The Twenty-Eighthornaltude

No Census Is Worth These Questions
1. I'm taking a reverse census. Where are you not from?
2. There were here. Where?
3. Which one of you is the other one?
4. If you can read this say "I can't read."
5. Have you met your friends yet?
6. Name someone you've never even heard of.

7. Do you make your own hair, do you grow it yourself?
8. How many books are in your eyebrow?(Zero is the obvious answer).
9. If you had no face would you be able to face in a given direction?
10. Does your clock talk? Does it tell time? Well if it tells time it talks right?
11. If <3 is love is >3 hate?
12. How old was earth on the last Earth Day, that is its birthday right?
13. How long is now?

14. Is this that thing I've heard so none about?
15. Byron Inc? That guy misspelled ink on his sign why would anyone want to buy ink from him now?

16. Hey it has been a while, is one still a number?

No Questions Are Worth These Answers
1. Yo yo yo, that is my new invention it's the sequel to the yoyo.
2. I'm so bad at rollerskating I can't even standstillerskate.
3. What is my taste in music? I prefer bluegrass to rock because grass is more of a food.
4. I wish all Canadians would say eh like Fonzie says Eyyy!
5. I'm a man of the world. All of my clothes are imported.
My shirt was made in Gatar. My pants were made in Bangladesh. My underwear was made in Honduras. My shoes were made in China.
6. I talk so fast, I talk at the speed of sound.

7. This is not a show but a tell.
8. Running into a Volley of Green
9. Thanks for nothin' because I like nothing.
10. This song is too mellow it should be more mtn dew.
11. Yo Imma roll out, I'll catch you on the flop side because the flip side just doesn't do it for me.

12. I thought mirrors were me because wherever I see one there I am.

Links:  The Twenty-Eighthornaltude
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Jibber Jabber 2010 Established:
* How many numbers are in a 10?  2 or 10
* Is one the highest number since 1st place is the best?
* Do you ever wonder why people wonder about things?
* I, as a Food Dood (fat guy who loves food), haven't even dreamed about eating in my sleep (except in actual dreams).
* New Net Slang:  ">>" for "Right Right"
* My real world name is Michael I know it is a rare name you probably haven't heard of it.
* How many times can I say comb in the single instance of me saying comb?  I think it is one.
* Where Wolf
* When you are in the mirror how do you know it is you talking and not the mirror?
* Train whisk unfurling
* Budget knocking pellets
* You for an uneight
* Where were your teeth yesterday?
* How many bugs are in this sentence?
* A leader is someone who intentionally guides another or others utilizing his or her collective wisdom, knowledge, experience, and skill.
* Alot of people worry about getting old. No matter how old you get there will always be a lot of people out there older than you. The problem is that the longer you live the more people are born and thus younger than you and the people older than you start dying off.
* It is invisible except for the solid part.
* A blink is two simultaneous winks.
* How many people are just one of you?
* How many keys are on your keyboard? Wow how many cars or houses do you have?
* Do you like to answer questions in sequence?
* To someone wearing Headphones:  Hey man, why does your necklace start in your ears?
* You can call me anytime except now and the past.
* How many friends do you have?  Name zero of them.
* Chronologically what is your first name?
* How many times a day do you eat lunch?
* My star power is too much because I got a star in cereal and a power munch consumed it.
* Have you ever wished you were dead and it came true but you had 3 wishes so here you are now?
* This song sucks, it is too short.. oh wait it is still going.
* I have lived long enough to know how to die.
* So if you are afraid of heights then you fall asleep in caves?
* I can sound like forks if I bang them together.
* I wish I had an acquaintance who frequently utilized the phrase "my friend" so that I may feel well liked.
* toodleoooooohhnooooo
* Have you ever high fived your clock at five o'clock?
* her blanket is a storch that takes the computer under the linen horse socket
* I like your chair, I hate it so much!

Links:  Jibber Jabber 2010
Monday, April 12-Saturday, April 17, 2010
Lesson Mania Week 2010

4/12/10 - Day 1 - 6 Lessons
Every day is a new day.. except yesterday and all the days before it. So really today is the only new day.

News is ok but of course no news is good news right?

Being caught on fire isn't as bad as being caught while on fire because there is more than one person involved in the second situation.

If you are pessimistic about pessimism you are an optimist.

Preflexes are better than reflexes.

There are stupid questions but stupid questions are better than stupid statements.

4/13/10 - Day 2 - 6 Lessons
People use the phrase "out like a light' but if a light is out it isn't a light anymore.

Flashback Edition (6/12/05)
The S in Swell stands for super. Swell means super well.

Trying is better than dying unless you are trying to die.

A blem is like a minor problem y'know like a blemish.
A problem is like a pro blem it has been professionally hired to bug you.

While falling down the stairs is bad falling up the stairs is much worse because it indicates that either gravity has changed or you are in something that is upside down.

Most entertainment is crap because there are about a trillion stars per person yet no film or record gets more than 5 stars.

4/14/10 - Day 3 - 5 Lessons
Age is a state of mind, the state of how old your mind is.

A photo ID can confirm your identity. Your face can confirm that you own a photo ID.

When someone requests "Listen to me." they are only referring to verbal communication and not other noises they may make.

A good idea is to put a pillow in your backpack. It will give you comfort while standing and walking like you never thought possible. Putting a backpack in your pillow is not a good idea unless you have already put a pillow in your backpack.

The great thing about performing stunts in a wheelchair is that if you get hurt you already have a wheelchair.

4/15/10 - Day 4 - 8 Lessons
Fun Food Fact:  Humans invented pizza in the past.

An excellent way to earn quick cash is to rent out space in your wallet.

Wow! Now this lesson is something! Of course almost anything is something.

England is the easiest place in the world to lose pounds.

When you use the phrase "More or less" you cover all possible options.

Jealousy turns enemies into rivals.

The common usage of mirrors solidify the backwards views of some.

Fun Food Fact:  God invented fruit on the third day.

4/16/10 - Day 5 - 6 Lessons
Here's a good 1.

If you don't not not have nobody it is because you are too negative!

Wheels were put on desk chairs because too many lazy people would lean over and fall out of their chairs to reach for things instead of getting up.

Every moment is the greatest moment of itself.

Claw hammers cannot be used properly by clawed animals.

Manliness has gone from taming wild animals that roar to controlling inanimate engines that roar.

4/17/10 - Day 6- 5 Lessons
People sometimes say "Cheers!" before drinking an alcoholic beverage. This is funny because what they are drinking is actually booze.

When someone invites you to their home and refers to you as company they are hinting that their relationship with you is not personal.

Cursive handwriting is rarely used to write curses. This is interesting because the formal look to the writing makes one wish to oblige to its otherwise violently forceful suggestion.

Being fortunate is having unexpected good fortune or being lucky. Being unfortunate is being unlucky. But unfortunate is really just less than fortunate so it could just be regular fortune instead of bad fortune.

One day you'll get older and that day is today, tomorrow, and all the days after that.

Trains are invisible except for the solid parts.


Links: Lessons 2010, Watch Video on Blogtv, Watch Video on YouTube

Thursday, April 15, 2010
New Photo Gallery:
Photos 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
New Lyrics:
Nothing to Begin With, Nothing to Begin, Slowing until I fold in half
Lyrics: Slowing until I fold in half
I've finally got the right idea swimming around in my head
I just hope that this time I don't put these thoughts to bed
Though I try I don't think that I want to do it
My legs seem to prove it
Now I'm here
Slowing until I fold in half
Don't want this to be a photograph
I wish I had never been here

I don't want to lose track of myself
Because I will go over the rails
I don't want to be alone in a crack
C'mon and blow this thing wide open
I want to blow it wide open
Still no one will stare at that

I can't lose the control I never had
And I am almost under siege
So I am begging please "Lord pull me out"

Now I'm here
Facing fear but not doubt
When I should be wringing out
Ringing out for you
Though I try I don't think that I want to do it
My legs seem to prove it
I'm folding in half
I can't take longer than the aftermath

Thursday, March 25, 2010
Lyrics: Rock Well
I may not be Norman but I rock well
And let me tell ya I won't fail ya
I've got the best rhymes in history, this ain't no mystery, I'm on the list you see

When it comes to rhyming I've got the timing
To run your mind in, in circles
I can even find a rhyme with purple

I'm the master and you can have a blast with me a blast so big it be a catastrophe
Make you get out yo seat, move your feet, make you feel complete

I'm the diplomat of fat. The royal guard of lard. The mother geese of obese.
And when my rhyming just won't cease you've got to move your feet
Because I'm a thrilla that lives in a villa, I sleep on my pilla, My folders are manilla

And let me tell ya I won't fail ya
Because I may not be Norman but I rock well

Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Episode Guide for Food Dood Now Complete
Links:  Food Dood Episode Guide
Monday, March 22, 2010
Audio Clip from Golfulating IV added to Chatitude
Joenan:  Are you alright?
Emperor MAR:  Man I got hurt..
Joenan:  Really?
Emperor MAR:  Emotionally that you would do that.
Emperor MAR:  My camera almost fell out of my pocket some.
Joenan:  Some?
Emperor MAR:  It went out a little bit, that's no good.

Links:  Chatitude, Golfulating IV
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Mega Photo Gallery:
Saying it without a Thousand Words
Outtakes from Food Dood Video Guide
Previously Unavailable Lyrics:  The Chair Song (1999)

Friday, March 19, 2010
New Lyrics:
To Run, Waking Up
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
New Lingo:
Bucka Sandwich - A chicken sandwich that costs one dollar.
Links:  Piemerican Lingo, Urban Dictionary

Other Updates:
New 404 Page
Piemerica 2010 Year in Review, Updates, & Lyric Stats Updated
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Lyrics: Imploding
I don't quite understand the means or the end
Who am I to be living for?
Just myself again with supernatural power
What am I doing here?
Not to be guided but to learn how to drive and steer my own way
The same way as yesterday but with new power
Please tell me who am I to be living for

Do I qualify by saying a name?
Can it really be change if I stay the same?
How can life be beautiful when I'm soaked in sin and never turn from what I should ignore?
What is the goal gonna be?
What am I supposed to see?
Could we be looking beside the fact?
Tell me, tell me where I'm at

Well should I just keep coming here
Expecting to learn when your good thoughts disappear
Have you thought this through or do you just want another through the door?
Please tell me who am I to be living for
I hear a name but aside from that I just hear the same as I have in the rest of the world

I swallow with no time to digest
You rush me on & on & on
I swallow with no time to digest
Am I being led & fed or am I on this roller coaster prescribed
One size fits all all of the time

Return to Top
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Piemerica's 12th Anniversary
Outtakes from Food Dood

Saturday, February 13, 2010
New Song Recordings:
Recorded renditions by SarahEmily or yourromeo from Blogtv of
New Not Unwilling, The Rail, Forgotten
Lyrics: Have To Have Two
When I don't want to be breaking..
I don't want to be here but I'm here for the taking..
And I know if it was true
I would know the same as you
And we wouldn't have to

When I walk up to the street I shouldn't be crossing..
I don't want to be on this road. I'm sure at a loss here..
And I know if it was true
We would see enough but wouldn't have to do
No we wouldn't have to
We wouldn't have to
As if we ever did

If you don't want to be here don't
If you don't want to share don't
If you don't want to you don't have to
No you don't have to

When we want to show love but all we do is shrug
We still have to
Ain't that the truth
We still have to
Or there isn't a me or a you
No there isn't a me without love
No there isn't a you without love
And I want to love
I want to love
Love, love, love
Oh yeah we just have to
You've got to have two

Wednesday, February 10, 2010
New Lyrics:
Ability is not Independent, A mile, An Hour
Other Updates:
MARS Songlisting Up tp date
New MARS Promo Song Art
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
New MARS single from Equal Non-Equal Neutral, Fact of oxygen asphyxiate.
Return to Top
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Previously unavailable free downloads and new stream options of the MARS albums Sound Without Effect, Yestermorrow, No Answers Are Worth These Questions, Zeatin Cur Parquet, Q & A & Z
Friday, January 22, 2010
Top 10 Lessons of 2009 (For the 9th anniversary of lessons)
10. If you're afraid of loosing your home you really should have bought a bigger house. Most people's houses are very easy to see.
9. Always keep your priorities straight unless one of your priorities is bending.
8. Don't let the cat out of the bag or people will know you're not a good pet owner.
7. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen or just open the fridge.
6. If you're eaten out of house and home don't build your house out of gingerbread next time.
5. When someone says to you, "It's a small world." tell them to go take a walk.
4. Oven mitts are the best things to catch hot ovens with but you still shouldn't be playing catch with ovens.
3. Sometimes life really stinks but death always smells worse.
2. Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, except when your child goes missing.
1. In athletics often pros are cons.

Links:  Top 10 Lessons of 2009
Thursday, January 21, 2010
New Comedy Quotes Collection:
Enornal Twenty-Sevenitude

   1.  Someone should sue Starbucks. They sell litterable litter, literally.

   2. I don't ever try anything new or old. I get things done.
   3. This is how I how now.
   4. I lost all concept of time last.. um... uh..
   5. I only have one arm (on my left side).

   6. How many times has someone asked you this question?
   7. Anyone who runs into idiots isn't good at running.
   8. I'm tired of their he and she-nanigans how many times do they have to be nan?
   9. My doctor says yes but not relating to that question.
  10. I'm a real vocabulary buff. In fact I just finished reading the English dictionary. I didn't like it though. It wasn't wordy enough for me. Next time I'll read the Spanish-English dictionary, that has a lot more words.
  11. When it comes to poetry I'm not poetic I'm poeattit.
  12. I like to mess up mess halls to be literal and then I convert them into halls.
  13. I could invent a parachute for a parakeet and call the bird a paraparakeet.

  14. Ge-off:  A woman from the Current in St. Louis took this picture.
      Emperor MAR:  How did you get the picture back?
  15. Amnesia is a strange thing. It makes me wonder if I've had it before because how would I remember if I did? There seems to be no way of knowing.
  16. Ge-off:  Hope to see you in the past?
      Emperor MAR:  Oh yeah seeing me in the past is the easiest way to see me if you already know me.

  17. You're so great that on an alphabetic scale with A being the worst you'd be asleep.
  18. Food for thought if you can fit it in your tum

  19. (While Looking at the night sky).  Which one are these stars is the sun?
  20. Every time I sleep I live a dream.
Links:  Enornal Twenty-Sevenitude

Emperor MAR as Rambling Co-host on Blogtv



Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Script Bits Page:
Massive page of unused scripted exchanges from over the years.
Links:  Script Bits

Photo Galleries:
Robert Randolph & The Family Band
Meadow View Charms

Chat Takes 2004 & 2009 Updated:
2004 & lastly I've already got a really cool personality, dirtbag!
*walks off mumbling commercial ad campaign slogans & tv catch phrases...*

sogladyouremine- Why are you wearing the same clothes from 2000-2003?
flying hat- I was making fun of poor people & then I wen't broke

2009 Stranger: What brings you to this website?
Emperor MAR: http & tcip brought me here on the technical side

Stranger: yeahhh i kno
Emperor MAR: you have too many h's but not enough w's
Emperor MAR: here are some for you
Emperor MAR: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Emperor MAR: use them wisely (originally I just had a lot of u's but I converted them up into w's)

Stranger: how are the squares?
Emperor MAR: surprisingly round
Links:  Chat Takes 2004 & 2009

New Lyrics:
Tight fence hard to limber, When your conclusion just won't end,
Have You seen the floor? (features recorded rendition by SarahEmily of Blogtv)

Saturday, January 16, 2010
New Find the Irony:
Turn right at the next left.
If you're going to leave that on turn it off.
Links:  Find the Irony

Jibber Jabber 2009 Completed:
* I'm glad we got big toes instead of thumbs on our feet because if we had thumbs on our feet we could only count to 16, or 16 +4.
* I'm like that good kinda good when good isn't bad.
* When looking at duplicate photos.
  "Wow how did you stand still that long?"
* The Titanic sank on my wife's birthday.
  On my birthday a joint American–French expedition located the wreck of the Titanic.
* Letters never sent.  Letters never written.
* Do you enjoy having hours of enjoyment?
* Foot start
* Unbrella? This doesn't look like a brella to me but I guess that's the point.
* Rice less
* You're my friend right? You'll read my comedy magazine won't you? http://piemerica.org/pfo/pmag/pm4/info.html If you won't then I'll reveal that Keith Apicary is the real you and that Nathan Barnatt is the real character! Oh no, I just revealed it. Now my threat won't work.. unless I make you forget about it. Hey look over there! There's a MySpace ad on facebook! ... hahaha sucker..
* I was just thinking that right now.
* I have too many Ids in my wallet. Who is this guy?
* I am wearing a costume. I'm dressed up as my friend Allan dressed up like me. He has a really good costume.
* This is the under time of the mofling race?
* I was there in the picture and I saw through the screen.
* *non-descript emoticon*
* Out of the numbers 3 & 1 which is your favorite and why?
* you bussing that egg heart?
* ain't a lock press the on
* I like listen to the wind of nature and the birds who eat bird in surprising places
* You want to be a smash hit? Hit something now and smash it!
* When I eat eggs they go to my legs they make me feel like I'm walking on pegs
Links:  Jibber Jabber 2009

New Lingo:
Reverse Nosey - One who unneccissarily tells others details of their own life.
Links:  Piemerican Lingo

Other Updates:
Piemerica 2009 Year in Review, Updates, Lesson, & Lyric Stats Updated
Saturday, January 9, 2010

Links:  View on Dilbert.com
View Updates from 2011 View Updates from 2009
Return to Current Year View All Updates

STARTERS:
What The Eat?
Update Archive
Lyrics & Poems
COMEDY Sections:
Piemerican Knews
Advice Oven
Book Drinking Central
Scripts
Speeches
Tae Kwon Dumb
Advertisements
Piemerican Airlines
COMEDY QUOTES:
Lessons
Fornitudes
Top 3
Jokes
Find the Irony
VIDEOS:
Multimedia Site
Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh?
Locked in..
Dailymotion Channel
MUSIC:
MARS
Rose Garden Dream
I'm Tired. Sleep Tonight.
Piemerican Records
PEOPLE:
Photo Galleries
Meet Piemerica
Emperor MAR
Laslo PanafleX
Renderings
MORE PIEMERICA:
Piemerica Shoppe
Games & Activity
Pieuro
MySpace
Facebook

INFO. & HISTORY:
About Us
Lingo
History
Encyclopedia
Old Indexes
Mail Collection
Site Guide
Pledge of Pielegiance
LITERATURE:
Stories
Journals
Comics
The darkened Reality of Real-Estate
PERIODICALS:
Piemerican Magazine
Piemerican Elementary Knews
Piemerica Christmas Catalog
BOOKS:
Lesson Mania!
(The Joe)'s Autobiography
The Essentialness of Essentiality
EQUAL NON-EQUAL NEUTRAL:
Main Index
The Song
Art Book
Freezer Freezer Problem
The Journey
Survey
LEFTOVERS:
Jibber Jabber
Banana Towels
'ot 6 Review
Quizardry
Chat
Help
NAVIGATE:
Content Index
Links

Return to Top