Monday, December 28, 2015Section redesigned with Mr. Piemerica font, new high res versions of many comics, thumbnails added to comics page, Scripts & More page updated, Soundtracks page now has streaming music & a new playlist for the Christmas Adam Special, Character collages added to Characters page, other misc changes
Saturday, December 26, 2015
A font from my handwriting. Due to the personal nature of it I'm now using it in the..
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
Tuesday, December 22, 2016
Misc December 'ot 15 Piemerica Vines🎥
Monday, December 21, 2015
This page & Index II have had strokes
added to text, links
rearranged, & the top of page ticker has been redesigned.
Saturday, December 19, 2015
Have you read any words today (other than these)?
Friday, December 18, 2015
Clipart Commentary V🎥
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
Enornal Thirtiford related Vines🎥
I picked up a magazine about "100 people who changed the world." To my disappointment it was mostly gardeners.
Tell your grandkids to tell their grandkids to expect the package in 6-8 lifetimes.
I don't have a musical bone in my body. Yeah, I have all my marrow.
I resist a rest when I'm not tired.
I am out of my mind because my mind is in me.
If only bears were as confident as you, we'd all be dead. Good thing bears are still self-loathing. That is why they sleep so much.
Cats taught me everything I know, except "what aren't cats like?" Well I guess they did teach me that inversely.
My me loves that!
I don't read Spanish, though I speak it perfectly. I'm semi-bi-illiterate.
You cloud wearing, egg thumping, Charminavores!
[You are my laugh track.]
So the point of these new smart watches is now when you have to put down your phone to hug someone you can keep your addiction going by looking at the watch behind their back? If not that is a good marketing idea. You can hug while discretely reading this very post.
I think cows & pigs & chickens are ruining the planet by being so tasty & thus making us fat. They evolved tastiness so they could survive by us breeding them because they didn't much fancy being hugged like dogs & cats do. It is actually meat eaters that have prevented these animals from going extinct.
Having living animals in your pie is the healthiest way to eat because the sport of it lends vigorous exercise. If you have gorilla pie with living gorilla in it make sure he has a less than 3 day life expectancy or else he'll be too strong for all humans.
You look like you could fit in my hat.
My ghost is my spirit animal.
I put it away for danger keeping.
What a coincidence! It's New Years day & my first band was named New & I live in years!
Who's the nicest person you've ever.. kicked in the family jewels?
Mine was the first pope, then he made a whole rule about popes & priests & nuns not having kids to cover his embarrassment. I did it because he wouldn't let me wear his pope hat. I don't take nope from a pope.
I don't think I know everything but I do think I know a decent bit about things I care to know. Knowing everything is boring. Knowing something is what's awesome.
Once & a half
I'm from the corner of here & now.
The twist ending is love.
MD: Don't they all?
MAR: Not the French ones. They speak French.
I’m good at keeping secrets. It's getting secrets I have the problem doing...
When you're reincarnated you can be a dead cat & a living man at the same time. And I unoffensively use the word "man" in the way woodland creatures would use the term while be threatened by deforestation.
I saw your video. I have that same remote! The ransom is set at 5 Gs.
That's what they call in the window business a window.
Breaking into someone's house.
Breaking out of someone's house.
Gouda tastes go….. swell.
Live from New York City, Pennsylvania
I have feelings in my appropriate innards.
Nature would love it if we burned down these trees. I'm referring to Cousin Nature, because Mother Nature is all like, "Don't kill the trees!"
When I was a kid we didn't have windows, we could only stare outside by looking under the crack of the door.
YouNow is a video auction site where you can bid on things in people's houses.
I'm just gonna go outside & watch the real star wars. Sucka stars don't ever do anything unless comets are flyin'.
I only use wicker spoons.
Sunday, December 6, 2015
What hasn't already been said about.. Iron Man🎥
Monday, November 30, 201511/1/15
You are normal if you prefer luxury cruises to luxury colonoscopies.
Sporting a comb-over in a cancer ward, that's a no no.
Let us not use sub sandwich bazookas for evil.
You are normal if you don't like getting apples from a shady person but don't mind getting apples from a shady tree.
Dancing without a helmet, that's a no no.
Let us not reverse the gravity of the oceans to create a global bidet.
You are normal if you wouldn't like to be boiled alive & you aren't too groovy on the idea of being boiled dead either.
Donating your blood to a soup kitchen, that's a no no.
Let us not serve cucumber oatmeal to invading aliens.
You are normal if you can enjoy a ham & cheese sandwich but you have trouble finding positive the aspects of ham & cheese soda.
Verbally taking a vow of silence, that's a no no.
Let us not make frequent wagers of, "If I'm wrong I'll eat my hat" as an excuse to frequently consume nacho hats.
You are normal if you like syrup on your pancakes but you don't like syrup in your socks.. unless there are pancakes in your socks too.
Wearing a bowtie to a funeral, that's a no no.
Let us not cuddle a half dozen bound pigeons instead of using a pillow.
You are normal if you like receiving free prizes but don't like receiving free savage beatings.
Bringing "Get Well Soon" balloons to the hospital room of a family member of a victim of the Hindenburg disaster, that's a no no.
Let us not cry over spilt milk. May we instead mourn with that spilt milk.
You are normal if you prefer cashing your checks to checking your cash.
Painting someone's portrait, that's a no no.
Let us not use floppy disks as nerdy coasters.
You are normal if you dislike birds pooping on your car but birds are still your first choice to do it.
Shaving in line at a buffet, that's a no no.
Let us not get life insurance for our earthworms.
You are normal if on death row you don't want your last meal to be fast food.
Serving hot dogs at a puppy's funeral, that's a no no.
Let us not skip lunch if that lunch is a tuna sandwich. The bread will get too soggy to skip & the fish will find it offensive.
You are normal if you don’t like bad movie remakes & you don't like any fruit remakes.
Firing a gun.. in front of his family.. days before retirement, that's a no no.
Let us not bludgeon owls because they keep asking us the same question over & over.
November Think About It Thursdays👆
Have you ever wanted to catch fish just so you can punt them?
Is it disturbing to mail a letter to an envelope?
Which 9 syllable word are you most thankful for?
November Friday's Feelings💕
I'm more ready for seconds than a shark eating fish sticks.
It's the Bermuda Septagon I'm worried about.
I feel like a billionaire who had to leave his platform shoes behind to run away from gigantic amebas.
I feel like a garden of children planted like carrots into the ground because their parents thought it would help them grow faster.
Saturday, November 28, 2015
90s Clipart Commentary III🎥
Tuesday-Wednesday, November 24-25, 2015
Sunday, November 22, 2015
90s Clipart Commentary II🎥
Saturday, November 21, 2016
The 1st Survey SaturdaysOn a scale of -5 to 0 how would you rate your satisfaction with being literate?
Who told you about our ivory black liquorice?
▢ A friend
▢ An enemy
☑ An enemy that thinks he/she is a friend
▢ What? Nobody ever tells me anything! They say I overreact & get pouty. Hmph!
◪ I'm color blind to white & black . Instead I see eggshell & charcoal. But not like you think. I see white as charcoal & black as eggshell. Oh & sometimes I mistake lime green for lemon lime green. And needless to say, oranges taste red to me.
Thursday, November 19, 2015
Mid-90s Clipart Commentary🎥
Saturday-Wednesday, November 14-18, 2015
Site UpdatesComedy Quotes section created with navigation & backgrounds.
New future proof navigation for Photo Galleries & Lessons Section
Background colors added to some galleries.
Lesson dates & Top 3 dates shrunk for better readability
New Post on my Loved by God Loving Others Blog: Jesus' Victory Over Sin
Monday, November 15, 2015Cats site now has a reading panel as well as issue covers & other changes.
Redesigned Photo Galleries
Sunday, November 8, 2015
Menu Music (Full Version) by Rose Garden Dream🎥Long unreleased, the tiny :10 version appeared on 2004's Neon Scroll Fumble EP by Rose Garden Dream. Written & played by Corey "Joenan" Spicer. Full version video taped April 4, 2009, Released online November 8, 2015
Friday, November 6, 2015
Thursday, November 5, 2015Lesson Mania! Chronological & Categorical Ed.
The Lesson Mania! Webpage has been redone with more links & scrapped content.
November 2-13, 2015
Site UpdatesNew +=- section, New Watch Boo! Bub? Boo. Bluh? page, Some redesigning & updating of Lessons section
Visit new Misc Downloads Page
More Site UpdatesEmojis added to main links on front page.
All Piemerican Game download links restored.
New bonus images added (The Joe)'s First Book Drinking Fantasy
Broken "Related Blogs" links fixed site wide.
Piemerican Magazine Issues
Piemerica Christmas Catalogs
Piemerican Elementary Knews
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